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That dinosaur thing looks a bit like Kurt.

I need to see this Muffy lady.......

I have ADD. Could've told you 30 seconds ago.....

I think I see a leach on your neck, Layton. If you'd like I could have Kurt remove it for you!

The fact that I have to spend my weekends doing school work and not playing annoys me too!

mmmm summers are so fantastic! I actually [still wear] my scooby doo boxers and my spider-man T-shirts! Jeeze I miss being a kid......... wait, I haven't exactly matured all that much since. I also have a theory that not too many of us on this site have!

I think you are about as full of shit as I am.

Kermit the frog, you are pretty darn silly......

OK, yes. That is fucking insane....... At least in the mountains you can [usually] SEE your death approaching...... uuhhh shivers.......

Who the hell is Lol??? And for that matter, who is Omfg??? Some Russian dude? Did I miss something???? Oh wait, thats right, thats just that super dumb lazy man's short cut for saying "Oh my fucking god, I am laughing SOOOO hard right now!!!" Stupid Instant Messenger-isms........... Blahhhhhhh

How about this one: "OMG-LOL, is SOOOO over-used" OMG, LOL.......... Wait, who is Lol?

Yeah............ the obove post is what happens when 1) I'm not doing homework 2) I'm tired and very BORD 3) The ADD takes over completely I may need a stong blow to the skull..... Actually, its been a while, I'm sort of due for one of those!

You lightweight.

mmmm, yeah, does that mean that we cant' flirt anymore????? I'd be very sad it that were the case.

No, you see, being high class means you say fuck em all! The fact that you don't care is totally rad. I hold my statement.

This one is pretty heinous

Ohhhh nooo! Actually, I've got a REALLY GOOD one of you! I can email it if you'd like.

seriously? you are middle class? you earn 30,000$ to 99,000$ a year? i thought you were a college student. p.s. ihad to look that up to see what is considerd middle class these days. HOLY SHIT I AM MIDDLE CLASS!!!!!!!! FUCKING A!!!!! i can not fucking believe it. *breaks arm patting self on back* :moondance: Muffy: 1) you just used my favorite quote "Fucking - A" 2) in my book, hun, yur as high class as they come!

i am happy and horny. i think one will increas if I do something about the other Are you talking about a linear relationship? We could come up with an equation to describe Muffy's love patterns! y=mx + b , therefore, (to make this sound very intelligent and sophisticated), let x = happiness, and let y = horniness. In Muffy's case the y intercept was derived with some very sophisticated time travel personality averaging equipment at NASA, to be 10. Which means that she lives in a mild constant state of horniness. In addition, the slope of this equation was calculated by British physicists at the university of Edinburgh, to be 17. This would imply that Ms. Muffy's current state of happiness AND horniness are highly relational. The units on x are photons of joy per neural second (PJ/N-sec.), and the units on y are photons of masturbation per neural second (PMS/N-sec.). So at any given moment's intensity, they equation is as follows: y = 17x + 10 Therefore if x = 30 PJ / N-sec., y = 520 PMS / N-sec. The equation has one source of error however. Because Muffy seems to always be in a state of pure and innocent bliss, the physicists at Edinburgh, and NASA, were unable to average into the equation what would happen if Muffy fell into a bad mood. The most current and promising theory is that the laws of physics would shift, and the universe would self implode into a "BIG CRUNCH". They are speculating that Muffy could possibly be the last missing link in the theory of everything. There

What about: "I love the land, but hate and fear the country"

Yes. And, by the way so is "Yes".

Hmmmmm......... maybe we're on to something........ I_like_Older women!

Yeah, they now make these little muscle timers that tells you exactly how stable you joints are...... No. I was just trying to get A DIFFERENT point accross...

Thanks.

No, no burning. Just a whole shit tone of HOTNESS! Oh yeahhh!