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Dude, you need a girlfriend. Still, its better than talking about Mt. Hood.

Make sure you say 'eh' alot when you come through the border.

People take waaaay stupider risks: smoking drinking and driving eating meat(linked w colon cancer)

If you think it might be OK to poop on snow...you really need to read this book. But since you are lazy and cheap, in addition to clueless: 1) Carry you poop out - best solution, and in popular areas, the only considerate one (i.e. blue bags, poop tube, ziploc bag) 2) In areas where there is organic soil, dig a hole and bury it. As previously mentioned, don't dig where the soil will be washed out 3) drop it into a crevasse 4) smearing - on rock and only when you know there will be 48 hrs of clear weather - key is for it to dry and bacteria to die. Spread it thin. Prefer SW aspects. This method is definately not acceptable in popular areas. Poop on!

This whole thread is a troll. Suckers.

I would have expected this from Gary Yngve

I got 323.4 You lucky bastards.

I still wear mine!

Training opposing muscle goups will help to avoid tennis elbow. e.g. do a few sets of reverse wrist curls with dumbells after the gym. Also wrist pronator excercises (imagine a weight attached to the end of a stick, hold the stick in your hand and rotate your wrist to draw and arc with the weight). This is probably what happened to pope...when he started working out, his opposing muscles got worked and brought things back into balance. Also, stop jerking off.

Wanting to get out and do some sweet long trad lines...Frogland, Epinephrine...sweet shit like that up to 5.10. PM me.

Dude, Red Rocks is my favorite winter get-away. Lots of long, trad multi-pitch at all grades. And endless food, liquor, gambling and debauchery a short drive away. This is how i imagine heaven.

My nephew is in 5th grade...I'll ask him if he is interested in cranking some turns with you after choir practise.

What the f' does 'catbirdseat' mean?

ate my Halvah

How do you write a climbing physics text with 'little physics'? Sounds like Freedom of the Hills. If you want to understand climbing physics, you need to understand physics. There is no shortcut. First year college course covering forces, vectors, Newtons laws, conservation of energy etc. is the absolute minimum. If you want to get fancy, then you move on to calculus, mechanics of deformable bodies etc.

Lots of stuff out there for those willing to use the google: http://student.kuleuven.be/~m9916724/physics/physics.htm http://bstorage.com/speleo/Pubs/rlenergy/Default.htm Just two examples. If you can't find more on your own...you wouldn't understand it anyway.

I agree w Gary...Sounds like you just need more memory...your hard drive is working overtime because your system is swapping data in and out of virtual memory. Go upgrade to 1MB ...its a cheap and quick fix. Even if this isn't the problem, its $50 well spent. I had problems with my HP printer slowing my system down...it installs all sorts of extra shit that you don't need. I'd suggest using Task Manager to look at stuff the gets automatically started when you boot up...if there is stuff you do not need to start at boot, configure it to not.

This thread should be renamed

"It wasn't a 'pick' it was a 'scratch'" -Jerry Sienfeld

Come to Canada. Here, only the criminals have guns. It is still unclear where they get them, as nobody else is allowed to have one.

Many of the fine consumer product that we enjoy today are a direct result of government funded research via space and military programs. We should also consider, if that money wasn't spent on military, what would it be spent on? In Canada, if we had that kind of money, we would spend it on beer and popcorn. One thing is certain, its not being spent on healthcare.

Ok...at least two of you are liars...I was only laughed at by *one* guy at the hut. ...unless you were laughing on the inside.

Tie that scurvy dog to the yaaarrrd arm. Fifty lashes!!

Buckwheat Brayshaw

Aaaah, depends on the *type* of mayonnaise... Miracle Whip Kraft Real Mayo I just love the zip!