You've probably all seen the first one, but I hadn't seen the second one before...
Proof that girls are evil:
First we state that “girls require time and money.”
Girl = Time x Money
And as we all know “time is money.”
Time = Money
And because “money is the root of all evil.”
Money = sqrt(Evil)
Originally we have:
Girl = Time x Money
And now we substitue everything in, we get:
Girl = Money x Money
Girl = sqrt(Evil) x sqrt(Evil)
Girl = (sqrt(Evil))^2
Gril = Evil
But here’s another proof to show how men are THREE TIMES worse
Proof that men are 3 times more evil:
First we state that men need time, money, girl and sex.
Men = Time x Money x Girl x Sex
We all know “time is money.”
Time = Money
Therefore:
Men = Money x Money x Girl x Sex
And we all know to many men:
Girl = Sex
As for men’s proof showing “girls are evil” So
Girl = Evil then,
Evil = Sex
Men = Money x Money x Evil x Evil
Men = Money^2 x Evil^2
And because “money is the root of all evil.”
Men = (sqrt(Evil))^2 x Evil^2
Men = Evil x Evil^2
Men = Evil^3
Men’s proof:
Girl = Evil
Girl’s proof:
Men = Evil^3
So we are forced to conclude men are worse than girls.
the correct quote is that the LOVE of money is the root of all evil, not money itself.
So then:
Love x Money = sqrt(Evil)
Hence:
Girl = Evil/love^2
My conclusion is that love covers many evils (note the square denominator). Gotta love math.