Mr_Phil

You forgot the coversheet on your report, KKK. Dom Portwood: Hi, Peter. What's happening? We need to talk about your TPS reports. Peter Gibbons: Yeah. The coversheet. I know, I know. Uh, Bill talked to me about it. Dom Portwood: Yeah. Did you get that memo? Peter Gibbons: Yeah. I got the memo. And I understand the policy. And the problem is just that I forgot the one time. And I've already taken care of it so it's not even really a problem anymore. Dom Portwood: Ah! Yeah. It's just we're putting new coversheets on all the TPS reports before they go out now. So if you could go ahead and try to remember to do that from now on, that'd be great. All right!

And if your crampons are balling up, take them off.

Personally, I think Oly just has hemorroids but is trying to cover. The pain, the iching, the inflammation ... .

Also tell um how you dropped the biners onto the rock below causing 'microfractures'.

Yes!

Yup. Each 3 hr baseball game is costing us $36 million dollars.

That's what a college buddy said about chicks. "They're all pink on the inside!"

UW grad?

A day in Iraq or a day at the Safe? Which costs more gov't money?

Sounds like the day after a sick alpine trip.

I think Kev's trolling to get his backside boned.

Converting from boring to inane isn't much of an upgrade.

You sportos are so anal retentive.

And too dumb to google it. 18.4 c/gal Washington has the second highest state gasoline tax in the nation.

Portland

I will answer you seriously. It’s called being a friend no matter what. Sticking it in your bro’s. Pink is one of my closest friends. I stick it in him, he sticks it in me. That is how friendship works. Are you OK with that answer? Dude ... Too much information.

And write your blood type on it as well. Seriously, it could be very helpful one day. And tape an emergency "space" blanket to the inside. You may need it someday. Don't put stuff on the inside of your helmet. The gap between the shell and your head is meant to compress when you smack something. No gap, no protection. Or you could do it just to piss off Mr_Phil :tup: If your going to tape anything up there, make it a maxi-pad. Sounds like you'll need it.

You guys sound like a bunch of mounties marching nuts-to-butts down the trail.

And write your blood type on it as well. Seriously, it could be very helpful one day. And tape an emergency "space" blanket to the inside. You may need it someday. Don't put stuff on the inside of your helmet. The gap between the shell and your head is meant to compress when you smack something. No gap, no protection.

Dom Portwood: Hi, Peter. What's happening? We need to talk about your TPS reports. Peter Gibbons: Yeah. The coversheet. I know, I know. Uh, Bill talked to me about it. Dom Portwood: Yeah. Did you get that memo? Peter Gibbons: Yeah. I got the memo. And I understand the policy. And the problem is just that I forgot the one time. And I've already taken care of it so it's not even really a problem anymore. Dom Portwood: Ah! Yeah. It's just we're putting new coversheets on all the TPS reports before they go out now. So if you could go ahead and try to remember to do that from now on, that'd be great. All right!

My buddy's 2000 Subaru Forester needs a front-end alignment. Can anyone recommend a suitable shop in Bellingham?

No, she's a goddess in the cab of a semi truck.

If you leave your car behind in the parking lot and it's gone when you get back, do you report it as stolen?

Goats are pretty kickass climbers.