Mr_Phil

It's 'their' studies, shit-for-brains.

Didn't you call out SAR when a friend missed tea time? I didn't call out SAR, I reported them overdue, with a storm coming in the next day, not that I need to defend my actions, dumbass. You're sounding pretty defensive there, junior.

Dood, that the 'secret' crag in Renton. Shhh.

Didn't you call out SAR when a friend missed tea time?

Five-toed shoes are aid.

Oly started it.

Why invest in these sketchy schemes when one can easily get rich in Seattle by flipping real estate. Or puppies.

The correct answer is (of course) Yo Mamma.

Just don't leave your damn draws up, wanker.

There's a blowjob joke in there somewhere.

Everybody here is Dru.

How many trees have been, ahem, pruned so that folks could climb in Smoke Bluffs?

If we had a law against shooting other people, these sorts of things wouldn't happen.

Are you the bastard who stole my quickdraws off Outer Space? I was getting ready to send my project!

So says the Seattle School District. This is an April Fool's joke, right?

There's a pretty good article on him in the April Rock and Ice. Check it out.

Yeah, right.

KFC serves 'em right!

Because in the early season, it can be warm, sunny, and dry choss.

Already gone. Posting S&C is usually a waste of bandwidth.

Or McDepends

They didn't mention requiring MLU's. Those suicidal Japanese.

Again proving that all of these avatars are Dru.