Choada_Boy

A little bit harder, now that Casa is closed, unless, of course, you're a weak sod Canadian dumb enough to pound down the local IPA like it's Kokanee glacier water.

Can I please have my soiled underwear back?

Huzzah!

Huzzah!

Leave Drew alone. He's onery because he's tired from putting up SICK routes on his holodeck.

Thoughts?

I was doing a seated glissade with my Camp Al crampons on the back of my pack. It wasn't until I got back to the car that I realized that one crampon must have caught on something, breaking the adjustment bar. I now have one and a half Camp Al crampons. Lighter is righter!

Down with acronyms! Spell it out!

Hail Satan!

Gunga Din! Bring water! Bring water Gunga Din!!

I defiled the bolts at the top of the Gaper Wall, but the sideways bolts are on the Powerline Wall.

You should try "vibrio" sometime. All the shitspray and vomit you could wish for, but with the additional blinding white hot abdominal pain! I was quite the hit in the E.R. after I alternately wrecked their toilet and sink. Who could have thought it was possible to make a hospital emergency room bathroom any MORE germ infested?

What about two bolt TR anchors formerly backed up with two bolts? I say formerly because I took the hangers off the offending bolts and bent the studs sideways with a rock. The shit was litter in my mind. If you feel the need to back up bolts with bolts, you probably shouldn't leave the house. Someday soon I'll get down there with a chisel and finish what I started, don't you worry. And aren't bolt hangers supposed to be aligned parallel to the direction of fall, not perpendicularly?

Free? Then why do I have to register on their site to get more info? http://www.steorn.net/frontpage/default.aspx?p=1

Why didn't you guys take the auto road to the summit?

Oh my God! I can't believe he made it through the the two trucks! Amazing!!

I heard that Emmanuel Goldstein almost had something to do with it.

More like: "Because that's the ultimate style." or "Because that's the way that hurts the most." or "I'M WICKED COOL!"

Hippies can't stand Death Metal.

Have you had problems getting backcountry permits within the National Park? I only go "Guerilla Climbing". Should I get permission to take a dump? Can I breathe now?

I watch my TV on the FLOOR, bitch. How as the wedding? Meanwhile, speaking of stupid shit that may kill you, I'm off to pick up my new Suzuki Suicycle, purchased with money earned at my job. What's a job?

Permits? What are those? I did make my own "NW Forest Park Pass / Golden Eagle Pass" combo pass with a a Sharpie on the back of an old Red Lion Bellevue Inn parking pass, gets me in everywhere. I did get a ticket at a state park, though, and the Ranger wrote that my pass was not valid at WA state parks. Go figure!!

Mike needs to get all of the "Glory" and you and Marcus were cutting in on his turf, simple as that. By the way, HOW far did y'all get? Long way to drive...

Whatever. He won by less than a minute. Landis had the least worst strategy in a Tour full of shitty riding. Let the guy who came in tenth last year get 28 minutes on the peloton to take the yellow jersey from you? Let Landis break-away solo to make up eight minutes?

You should always use this knot: Just pull yellow! Anything else is asking for trouble.