Choada_Boy

Um...Twin Sisters in WA, according to all the readily apparent details. See above.

Let Talk = Action Since Talk = Action, therefore Talk - Action = 0, and Infinite Bliss just got chopped HARDCORE!

Joeseph: You sound really hardcore. My bad. You'd better stay away from the route. It's clearly in everyone's best interest. ...and Johnny Blitz?? I thought it was Polish Bob!!!

In the words of a great man: Talk - Action = Zilch

When you get out of the woods, you'll slog up the lateral moraine for about a mile or so. You'll get to a spot near a big dip in the moraine where you can either wrap around a hill on it's right or head up left through some light but steep forest/scrub. Go left, it'll get you up top to the ridge morer easily. We built a big ole cairn...

Ivan, Joseph: Just interested, not trying to flame, but have either of you climbed it? Is it really that bad? Or is it just the thought of a multi-pitch sport climb in the cascades? What about Sysiphus?

Hypothetically.

If you steal his rubber boots and velcro gloves he really freaks out.

This is the reason why 70m ropes are so popular. Try simul-climbing with 26 people on a 60m rope and you'll see what I'm talking about. It SUCKS!!

Gay Shoulder cannot be properly diagnosed with CT or MRI. The only available diagnostic tool is CPH, Contorted Perianal Homography. CPH is available next to any urinal at all popular gay bars.

I want your hot, gay shoulder.

If man were meant to drink his own piss, his dick would be long enough to reach his mouth. Why waste any delicious urine by pissing all over your own face? Potter's certainly painting himself to be quite the moron these days...

One thing is quite clear from this CT scan of your shoulder: You're GAY.

I just got back from my climb of the Delicate Arch. Here's a shot of me on the summit: Werner Herzog was kind enough to shoot the whole thing on IMAX, as you can see. Me and my Crew pretty much filled the Porta Potty after the barbecue. Werner got plowed and we kicked it over onto the door after he passed out inside of it, then we lit it on fire with the H3 flamethrower. He's probably still there. You should have felt the ENERGY!!

Myself, my shoes, my chalk bag, my HDDDVDD camera, my Hummer H3, and my flamethrower ARE Nature. You have no right to suggest that I leave Nature out of Nature!

At least he did it in the morning when the lighting was COOL!! That will look AWESOME on HDDVD. You'll be able to feel the POWER of the arch.

He should have covered the thing in white gas and lit it on fire from the summit. That would have looked COOL on Imax Dolby THX HDV. I can't wait to read the three page pullout in the next Patagucci catalog so I can find out how truly pure the experience was for him, and how it helped him to see BEYOND...

And what if you got hit by a METEORITE?? What then??? Best to STAY HOME, I guess, with so many ways to get hurt climbing mountains.

Die Hippie, Die! "Hippies can't stand Death Metal."

Dru has brought many a gerbil to many a summit. Of course, you'll never see the gerbil. It's WELL hidden!

"I read the front pages." Maybe he should try reading the WHOLE thing, get a good sense of what's going on out there...

Quit your sniveling and get a job. You've been in school for 23 years.

Hmmmm... The 'Ham does not need a "scene".

Good riddance to bad rubbish, both the "outdoor industry" parasites and the clots that think they can buy their way to the top like they see in the movies.

It certainly doesn't look like the pictures in the book this morning. I fact, it looks like a big 'ole cloud, with more clouds forecasted. Do you have any cloudtons? Yhe Sisters are as white as can be, and the general wind trend is SW==>NE, so I would expect the NR aspect of Baker to be a bit of a wallow, which, in addition to the increasingly complex challenge of the approach across the Coleman and Rosevelt and the forecasted weather, could make for quite an alpine experience for ya!!