Choada_Boy

Biathlon is neither.

Try eating hash oil. WHOA!!

4000 year-old Mesopotamian hookers don't count, Boozy. You dodged my question: did Ra spark the fatties?

MBMBMBMBMBMBMBMBMBMBMBMB MORON BROTHERS! As a former shop employee, I can say that it's not a bad deal, especially if you plan to spend all your earnings pro-dealing gear. Helping Dr. Lawyer buy $4000 worth of gear before he goes to Alaska for his first climbing trip can be a drag, though, on a few different levels.

If the ELF really gave a shit about the E, they'd run around forcibly castrating people.

Nothing quite like the sweet aroma of burning shingles and laminate flooring!

Hey Indy: it must hurt knowing so much about everything, huh? My guess is no woman wants to have anything to do with you because you're such a know-it-all dickhole. But I'm sure you can tell me if these guys burned fatties, based on the grave robbing you've done:

Raindawg = Stupid Twat I guess Carl Sagan was a lazy dumbass? You fucking idiot... BTW: Joints have the highest THC:Low Particulates ratio. Bowls in the middle, bongs at the end. Stay healthy? Bong. Get ripped? Gorilla Finger.

Trade Route.

Eight foot gear sling? That's retarded. Your gear sling should be at least 12 feet long for this type of climbing.

I didn't see the pic, but one question: did she have "cankles"? Cuz' that's fucking offensive, posting that kind of sick shit. Maybe someone could post a closeup of her feet or something so I can see what all the hubbub is about.

Try driving East on SR542 the morning of opening day at Mt. Baker. THAT'S some dangerous shit you don't won't to repeat.

Wild Things

Mr. Show Metalocalypse

It seems you've discovered the concept of the Bronsted-Lowry acid, young Padawan.

It's A.

1/2 Bag + Belay Jacket = COZY

This person is skiing across thin ice while towing a rubber raft. AWESOME!!!

Nothing hotter than a nice pair of Tets.

May seem like a dumb question, but what's the best way to breathe during high output exercise? Long full breaths, deep quick breaths, in through the mouth and out through the nose? I'm thinking there's some science behind it, namely the most efficiecnt way to exchange CO2 for O2, and I find that forcing myself to consciously breathe rather than breathe autonomicaly has improved benefits, but what works the best, as far as the exercise physiologists are concerned?

Perhaps: "Leading the World in Executing Retards"

Wicked awesome post above, efficiently utilizing almost every logical fallacy.

Half Man, Half Tree Discuss.

Totally, because I SO care how interested people are in this site, and a high level of interest is SO important for my well-being. And, why is it spray to point out that the offered salary is perhaps low for the job expectations?

Who quit?