Dechristo

Discount shopper. The best sale is after thanksgiving.

you say "letter", I say "syllable", let's call the whole thing off.

Maybe it's just me, but "Contempt" is a strange name for your baby.

Dear Friends of Ice Climbing: The 11th annual Ouray Ice Festival was a huge success. From clinics to a field of international competitors, the weekend provided all who came with much to take home. Next year’s festival is already in the works, with many positive ideas being explored. We look forward to seeing you at that fest in January 2007 We are proud to announce that Bill Whitt will take over the reigns as president of the Ice Park and Ice Festival Board of Directors. Bill has been around since the park’s inception. He is the owner of the Victorian Inn, one of our yearly Ice Park sponsors. Bill will be working with a revamped board in the coming year. The board plans to make improvements to both the park and festival infrastructures. If you have an ideas or comments for the board, please let them know. Our e-mail is oipi@ouraynet.com Cold temperatures have kept our ice farmers Rob and Malcolm busy. The ice has been great through February and we have continued re-hydration. If cold weather patterns hold, we are looking at another 4 weeks of climbing. Please be sure to check conditions before making any major plans to ice climb at the park during March. From the ice side, (still love sticking my tongue to it) Erin Eddy Executive Director

So only Sahid's credit card bill being paid off in a lump sum for flight lessons in Florida should send up a red flag? Racial profilers. It's sure a fucked-up world we live in anymore.

Big wheel keeps on turnin', Proud Mary keeps on burnin'... trollin' trollin' trollin' 'cross the desert.

i gave up giving up for Lent for Lent

"you wouldn't let me call you 'Dad'" "yeah, but, I let you call me 'Stevezee'...that sounds better."

For Lent, I'm giving up dropping the F-bomb in my head when mentally conversing with my other identities... they're all fucking poseurs anyway.

watched that last night

what the fuck are you talkin' about?

metaphorical "hard drive"?

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The meaning of life you desire, yes?

was he able to tear 'em apart with his bare hands?

all your posts are belong to us

kaukulators

Penn and Teller have taken up that mantle.

Stephanie

Wut aboot a book, like, The Sprayers Modern Lexicon?

those are his ears

thousandth reply

St. Pasties Day patron saint of nourishment

Doctor: "well, the good news is you have 24 hours to live." Patient: "WTF? What's the bad news?" Doctor: "I forgot to tell you this yesterday."

Congratulations, Distel, on sending your current high-ball project.