Dechristo

my mistake

The "button", as described by Alice walker, is cute.

he wears a full-body stocking, stands in front of a full-length mirror, pronounces in a German accent "und now, vee dahnce", and proceeds to make robotic motions, strutting, and with pursed lips.

bidets, by function, are backcountry.

...only then may you wipe your ass with it.

she was only wearing the shirt.

No, now you've confused obtaining the ideal tent with obtaining a tent pole.

gum the gum

If you wear a large enough bag, you can claim to perform as many pushups as you like. Of course, you'll need to practice an alternate voice to convince of a third party observer in there with you.

sausage binge on the horizon

phew... nice photos.

You think you can handle Mrs. Olson when she's pissed? Looks like a Scandanavian war is brewin'...

Considering the title of this thread, the answer is "rectal".

think they'd shoot ya for pounding pins up the Washington Monument?

I'd rather see youth become inspired by and pursue the life vertical, in any form, than atrophy in front of a computer screen no matter the resultant environmental conflicts. I choose to assume an inevitable increased populace that is aware of environmental impact and a louder voice in governmental decision-making than a mindless horde of wilderness desecrators. I may be Pollyannish, but will not under-estimate the propensity of the human psyche to experience and expand in awe.

I've got a 15-ton RT58. I'll FedEx it to ya if you pay the postage.

Cool, thanks.

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he started caving... en utero

Band-Aid

If you're training for trad climbing, you must prioritize the knowledge and skill of building your pro system first; not much point in pushing your climbing envelope if your pro system sucks and you crater while on the sharp end. ergo, what RuMR said.

Training for what? By the skimpy parameters of your post, your best training is a route of bouldery moves.

The difference between Wyoming and Texas cowboys = Wyoming cowboys have the bull shit on the outside of their boots.