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Dechristo

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  1. "Let me up" in where gay sensei?
  2. considering his enormous manboobs, the movie is "Belly of the Breast".
  3. Poor housepets. Tough to train to piddle on newspaper.
  4. from StevenSeagal's bio: Member # 10285 Name Steven Title stranger Total Posts 19 Homepage Occupation Framed Cop/Dojo In your case, the spelling is "Do Joe".
  5. and be sure to snort back in any oyster bits regurged into nasal passages.
  6. Nice. I was gripped while reading about "The Lead". AF, thanks for enlarging the photo.
  7. Dechristo

    30,000 posts

    lol
  8. Dechristo

    30,000 posts

    FAAAGGUH! Where's your filthy mind going? Distel gave too little information: it was an uber-secret double date with Araceli Segarra and Annabelle Bond - he was just trying to be a genitalman. The pity was they're both voyeurs... they only swished their little brushes and watched while Ara & Anna worked up a sweat.
  9. Dewwwud, the tent's not for like sleeping outofdoors, FUUUCK, that'd be HAYNUS! it's for settin' up in the den of the parents of a friend of a bro's ...or somebody's... condo at the base of the hill. The oldsters think it's cute I want to set a "tent" up in their house on the plush padded carpet, then say "I'm gonna read awhile" and "gudnite", crawl in, and zip the fucker closed. By the time the goons brush their dentures and hit the sack, I'll have been hotboxin' to nirvana on da kron. and dewwud, the "boot-dryer" is code for vaporizer. "And a phat ass J of some bubonic chronic that made me choke. Shit this ain't no joke." - Snoop Dogg edited to add Snoop Dogg quote
  10. Lots of canned goods ...Dinty Moore.
  11. Dechristo

    Powered Lycra!!

    I see your hand's got that covered.
  12. Dechristo

    Powered Lycra!!

    Nah, his style is subtle pwn.
  13. You slap-fight like Hello Kitty on smack.
  14. Dechristo

    30,000 posts

    everythang's laptop.
  15. Shebawl, you belong in the Really Fat Housecats thread. Now, waddle your fat ass over there and you might get a saucer of warm man-milk to lap up.
  16. Dechristo

    Powered Lycra!!

    Nice one, Oly. Looks like a homophobe nightmare. ...not that there's anything wrong with that... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
  17. Will that also work for syphillis? Should, if she can hold it in without coughing.
  18. An apt anatomical description of either gender when it's cold.
  19. or he hadn't allowed enough time to get himself far enough away from the wall, hence, the premature chute ejection speculation.
  20. sounds like he prematurely ejected his parachute.
  21. nice TR of a really good climb. Thanks
  22. Dechristo

    Sold

    wish i was in the market... sweet deal.
  23. probably use a pick-up truck bedliner and a hay fork.
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