Dechristo
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Copulate-off and expire.
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No worry, they're the Fuquowee tribe.
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Fuck-off and die
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does anybody really care? ...about time.
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Praise the lord and pass the ammunition.
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Mescal Worm Cake
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Yeah, some poor dude inevitably ends up hitting himself in the nuts trying to avoid a hit.
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Empty bottle I'd hope. Just spit the partially chewed worm on the screen. Have yourself a good time, ML, and don't forget to keep a beverage of choice close at hand.
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boat anchors and aluminum ladders together are bomber.
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make sure you have a bidet first.
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no, it's a "fathion".
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my mistake
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The "button", as described by Alice walker, is cute.
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he wears a full-body stocking, stands in front of a full-length mirror, pronounces in a German accent "und now, vee dahnce", and proceeds to make robotic motions, strutting, and with pursed lips.
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bidets, by function, are backcountry.
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...only then may you wipe your ass with it.
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she was only wearing the shirt.
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No, now you've confused obtaining the ideal tent with obtaining a tent pole.
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gum the gum
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If you wear a large enough bag, you can claim to perform as many pushups as you like. Of course, you'll need to practice an alternate voice to convince of a third party observer in there with you.
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sausage binge on the horizon
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phew... nice photos.
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You think you can handle Mrs. Olson when she's pissed? Looks like a Scandanavian war is brewin'...
