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Dechristo

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  1. Instructions that came with your new prosthesis?
  2. you're welcome...and forgiven.
  3. An Irish video game consists of throwing empty Guiness bottles at the TV.
  4. Gee, maybe you'll spot him.
  5. Perhaps he knows the swinging Festrunk brothers...
  6. He rues her absence of thoughtful pro's.
  7. send this bitch
  8. douche bag
  9. YOU REALLY HAD TO THINK ABOUT THAT ONE, EH DECHRISTO? think?
  10. I've seen it here.
  11. rapier twit
  12. top-tier gibberish
  13. I ordered me this here wahman from South America - woodent you think sheed speak American?
  14. Copulate-off and expire.
  15. No worry, they're the Fuquowee tribe.
  16. Fuck-off and die
  17. does anybody really care? ...about time.
  18. Praise the lord and pass the ammunition.
  19. Mescal Worm Cake
  20. Yeah, some poor dude inevitably ends up hitting himself in the nuts trying to avoid a hit.
  21. Empty bottle I'd hope. Just spit the partially chewed worm on the screen. Have yourself a good time, ML, and don't forget to keep a beverage of choice close at hand.
  22. boat anchors and aluminum ladders together are bomber.
  23. make sure you have a bidet first.
  24. no, it's a "fathion".
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