Chuck_Norris

I was wrong, it was actually 30 billion Evangelical Christians who stayed at home and did not vote! We need to win this election at all costs, or hell fire will rain down upon the land and Bezzlebub will rise from his lair and defile our virgins with his forked tongue. So you have a clear choice this election: 1. Great Freedom and Country 2. The Firey Pits of Hell Please make the right choice and vote this time.

http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/03/jude-gene-lebell-confirms-choking-steven-seagal-until-seagal-pooped-himself congrats on crapping yourself. [video:youtube]7ud3pK5Wa90

Stop hiding in a tank you little pansy! http://www.kpho.com/news/27272012/detail.html It figures you would be involved if there was cawkfighting involved.

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Hey Steven, check this shit out! He is gonna get his ass handed to him: http://www.azcentral.com/ent/celeb/articles/2010/01/27/20100127jeanclaude-van-damme.html

FUCK OFF OFF.

COnga line's gotta be Rainier, Hood, or St. Helens. Its gotta be Libia Ridge. That route is so crowded I like to bring a magazine to read while waiting in line.

STFU jackass

Yes, but what will I do the second day of the weekend?

Hey Steven, thanks for the reach around the other night! Fantastic time, can't wait to practice a little Kung Fu with you and David Carridine. Oh wait...nevermind!

I've got a full bushel of manly chest hair that gets tangled up in the tennis table, so I rarely play topless myself.

Here is a fact: Kevbone is the only impacted stool that I have to punch out of my anus. You can see my obvious discomfort in Walker Texas Ranger episode 34, season 2. In that episode we pass off it off as "work-related stress" that causes me to take the docs advice and go on a fishing trip. But then I end up kicking ass anyway with the local druggies.

What the Republicans out to do is start getting ready for the coming End of Days...which will happen when I roundhouse kick the universe into a collision with one of our neighboring universes, starting off a chain reaction....just as I laid out on the memo.

Hey Jizzhead, do you need your ass kicked again? Back into hole in the basement!

Dru, do you need another lesson in pain?