Dechristo

That ice is so dense you could bolt it. uh-oh...

it looks cold

his barn door is open

...who this whillans guy was whose name was on my seatbelt webbing sit-harness and if he worked with the guy with the french-sounding name pounding-out hot steel pins on an anvil.

with danish cope corners?

But, if you buy and wear them, are you obliged to stop whatever you're doing six times a day and bow to MEC?

goddam affirmative action... it's scandalous to let 'em on stage - unless there's a pole.

You wish you took the blue pill?

Pretty much the same dynamic as some of the speed skating.

nice

Squidy has a crush on Viral.

No, I don't wear a merkin.

RULE #9: NO CONGRATULATIONS ARE TO BE PUT FORTH TO MEMBERS OF EITHER GENDER FOR EYEBALLS PAINTED ON TITS.

Asian accent pronuciation appropriate here.

Driving? Something about the nature of climbing that is different from driving, let's see...oh, yeah, there aren't thousands of climbers speeding back and forth on a route at 70 miles per. And look, for example, at our dear Smith Rock Tuffpile. Every fuggin' weekend, swarms of people are driving about 2.5 hours to get there, climbing all day for two days, and driving about 2.5 hours back. I only remember a handful of accidents in nearly 15 years climbing there. Put down da pipe.

Two-person LugeSkeleton The score: 69.

They'll be there:

Congratulations, Colin.

Redundant coming from a guy with a fairy avatar.

NBC outbid you

A feature of the long program.

Not necessarily, as that's a feature common to Italian Meter Maids.