Dechristo

I might as well sell one of my buttocks; most of what I do is half-assed.

...although, I imagine they'd allow Dru to sell his artificial vaginas.

I've thought of selling on Ebay some of my body parts I've got laying around, but doesn't Ebay forbid the merchandizing of such?

...and stop calling me a "mean de Galle".

...just playing with an etymological root.

Four from Jabba's harem.

Gaul: Degaul: Gall:

So, my dollar is worth less due to enfellation?

err male

March 1st was the deadline for the Zack Martin Breaking Barriers Grant. However, we will accept additional proposals until MONDAY, APRIL 3rd at 5pm. The details for the grant, due dates etc. are located on the AAC website. (See below for the specifics). The award this year will be $2,500 and we will be less concerned with high end alpine objectives and more focused on the humanitarian component of the grant . Both the alpine and humanitarian objectives must be met. If you are not interested but know somone that might like to apply....PLEASE forward this email. Zack Martin received several grants from the AAC, Anatoli Boukreev and others but he was never satisfied with only physical exploration. He wanted to explore the people, their customs and their hearts in an attempt to "give something back"......to...... "break barriers". This makes the grant unique and a most honorable cause. For more information or to download an application for this special grant please visit: http://www.americanalpineclub.org/knowledge/grants.asp Applications will only be accepted as electronic documents in MS Word or Adobe Acrobat (PDF). A hard copy with signatures may be mailed to the AAC. Please contact Jason Manke for more information regarding the application process. Jmanke@americanalpineclub.org (303) 384-0110 ext. 19.

Fred Flintstone penny

...fondling my tools in the garage.

Happy Birthday Cobra. From cj's link, it appears you've consummated your love for Range Rovers. Congrats!

I've forwarded your bid request to the uberwebpagedesigner/builder... he's one of my bestest of friends.

nor regional bias?

interested in a bid from Denver?

aye

He's climbing the Vision Quest Couloir of his soul.

The desire for imminence of Eminent Truth, what else?

Yeah, what the Bare-Handed Helmet Ripper said. You window-lickin' fucktards would whine if you were hung with a new rope.

...just thought he'd call it "Inane".

Is "it" a boy or a girl? "Quits"...strange name for one's offspring.

in the parlance of our times

...another allusion to the paucity of entertainment you find in pussy.