Billcoe seems like a big boy who can make up his own mind. Regarding your description, I'll pass it on to the Seattle staff: they get a kick out of shit like that. Yours probably won't qualify for lack of originality and cleverness, but the really good one's get posted on a special bulletin board.
Of course, again, you're an ill-informed, blathering, nincompoop poseur: your hallmark.
There is nothing on the Seattle ACLU office's bulletin board that includes the term "malodorous".