Dechristo

McCain will suddenly and miraculously be able to raise his arms above his shoulders...in a victory salute.

Obama has barrel envy

hypothermic

If urban folks would stop dumping their unwanted pets in the sticks, I'd save a lot of ammo.

Should be safe for work.

Great. Home-birth is great for those who are good candidates.

Wa-shit-on-ians?

You sound like high school football cheerleaders. Partisanship, in part, in suporters as well as potential leaders, drops perceived I.Q.s by more than twenty points.

or, one of the Gabor sisters

That's ok. It's difficult to not be rude when you're a biased, sexist, ideologue.

Reminds me of my uncle, who was ginormous fat (5'-8", 360lbs.) and funny as bloody monkey shit on Kevbone's lip. After a huge multi-course country dinner, the whole extended family was relaxing and recovering, sitting around watching the Barnum & Bailey Circus on TV. The trapeze artists were daring and highly skilled, eliciting "ooos" and "aahs" from all watching - when Uncle Jabba suddenly declared, "I used to do that."

I almost got poo on my finger, once.

I want a girl with a mind like a diamond I want a girl who knows whats best I want a girl with shoes that cut And eyes that burn like cigarettes I want a girl with the right allocation Whos fast, and thorough, and sharp as a tack Shes playing with her jewelry, shes putting up her hair Shes touring the facility and picking up slack I want a girl with a short skirt, And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong jacket I want a girl who gets up early I want a girl who stays up late I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity Who uses a machetti to cut through red tape With fingernails that shine like justice And a voice that is dark like tinted glass She is fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack Shes touring the facility and picking up slack I want a girl with a short skirt, And a long, long jacket Nanananananananananananananananananananananananananananana I want a girl with a smooth liquidation I want a girl with good dividends At citi bank we will meet accidentally Well start to talk when she borrows my pen She wants a car with a cup holder arm rest She wants a car that will get her there Shes changing her name from kiddy to karen Shes trading her mg for a white chrysler le barron I want a girl with a short skirt, And a Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong Jacket Nanananananananananananananananananananananananananananana

Dru and Cavey were battling each other for highest post count @ 1,700.

At the end of the NBC post-debate-summary, Brokaw stated, "I think the Democrats are glad there are to be no more Vice Presidential debates."

And, yet, both are attempting to sell a bill of goods.

Brokaw before the debate: "...and Senator Biden will need to be succinct, which, to accomplish, he'll have needed a gene transplant."

Most of the times I fist-fought (on a daily basis), the fight was brought (and often forced) to/on me.

it sure is smoky in here

Mel and Bill, thanks for the pics.

Significant that Rush's theme song is by The Pretenders?

Now, that he's been informed that The Sound of Music movie has an underlying message of "honest fascists resisting a cosmopolitan, decadent, corrupted, Jewish takeover", Virendra can drag out his best Julie Andrews without blemish of shame.

WTF? This is Spray, nearly everyone gets doused, once in awhile. that's why his moniker is Raindawg.

Fees are going up.