Dechristo

Or perhaps you didn't get the fairly obvious joke. Your dyslexic spelling skills make dubious what you may intend to obviate.

you miss-spelled "onanistic".

What a laugh. You surpass Kevbone in plebeian musical knowledge and taste.

STFU, you ignorant n00b.

In 1966, Jimi Hendrix And possessing a few healthy aspects does not deem the whole person sound.

Then you're 86ed. You must be 18, physically, to be in this forum.

Who the fuck is "Jimmi" Hendrix?

Um. Dood. There is no one in heaven yet per Christian ideology. Please read: Second coming of Christ Not so, John's Revelation saw "ALL the saints around the throne" while some were still corporate on Earth. It's a "realm without time thing" or, "how can you be two places at once when you're not anywhere at all".

you suck so hard you could prolapse an anus out the head of a cock.

Considering your proclivity to shitty music, you've got Band-Aids, also.

You are the AIDs of this website.

Still, to this day, if any type of animal is mentioned in conversation, Jerry says, "I've got a good recipe for that".

A friend of mine who grew up on, what was then, the outskirts of Denver, had the misfortune of an alcoholic gambling father who routinely beat my friend's mother and stole from her whatever small amount of money she brought in performing housework for others. That left my friend, the oldest child to forage in order to feed his two brothers, two sisters, his mother, and himself. They ate anything and everything - sometimes gorging on water simply for the sensation of a full stomach. The neighbors caught on as to why so many pets were disappearing and, together, set-up my friend's family with rabbit hutches and a chicken coop.

It's his logo for his corporation, Consume, Devour, & Engulf, Inc.

Sauce hot love, I.

Jesus got accused of that by the religious nuts of his day, too.

The price he would've had to pay the diminuitively dingused dude to sign the release form for airing would've been steep.

Steaksauce made in China, no doubt, you un-American commie. The melamine is what makes it good.

Alan Funt never subjected his dupes to the ignominiousness of shrinkage.

you guys could've been more creative in the use of the text in red.

Those, plus a complement of shit flies. burrow flies

The photo was obviously photoshopped. It's widely believed that Jesus never got that close to pussy.

...and in warmer temps, it is always accompanied by at least one fly.

I never get a haircut or shave and weave the whole mess into a body suit.

Does that include bolt guns?