Dechristo

To gain the utmost savor, drink through the nose.

WWJLD? what would Jack London do?

only tards drink beer from a can...however big the can.

Wow Dechristo! You must be on special terms (or have special access) with MJ to be aware of such sleep-overs. He does favors for me with his un-gloved hand. You could say I'm a fan of the "Jackson Five".

That's right. The Nodder was supposed to attend a sleep-over at Michael Jackson's.

Back on the aeroplane...they'd kick you out. Cutter would then be a turd-cutter. "Flushing the poo", indeed.

stfu, with your total eclipse of the brain

PWNed PNWers

Is that where 'pussy' comes from?! that's what I'm sayin'

Don't confuse BC gays with those in Hawaii

Perhaps, a more succinct message would be conveyed if tomorrow thousands of shoes were delivered from individual senders to the White House.

Yeah, but in Europe you can throw a lutefisk in Norway and knock a vendor off his rug in Turkey.

The BC gays have not been taught the fundamental construction of a baby. It starts and ends with "put Tab A in Slot B".

One cannot secede until he parts from failure

I think you should start all your posts this way, a running gag like back when SNL's weekend update had Chevy Chase and Jane Curtin as anchors. Jane would talk, and then when it was Chevy's turn, he'd always start with, "Jane, you ignorant slut..." Wasn't that Dan Akroyd?

anyone got any free range bacon seeds?

one must be prepared to grow their own food

'n' potting soil

lamp oil

tin foil

eggs and half & half

snow shovels and tp

guns and ammo

Perhaps, the bias of the present scuttles an objectivity of the past.