Dechristo

stay away from uncultured dairy products

spent the weekend in bed with a floozy. i should be raging with the dickdrips next though

Well put. unless the whorehouse preacher is preaching the abstinence of abstinence.

complete with rhoids

-scars

YOU AH A VEDDY, VEDDY BAD MAN!

She was a level-headed dancer on the road to alcohol And I was just a soldier on my way to Montreal Well she pressed her chest against me About the time the juke box broke Yeah, she gave me a peck on the back of the neck And these are the words she spoke Chorus: Blow up your T.V. throw away your paper Go to the country, build you a home Plant a little garden, eat a lot of peaches Try an find Jesus on your own Well, I sat there at the table and I acted real naive For I knew that topless lady had something up her sleeve Well, she danced around the bar room and she did the hoochy-coo Yeah she sang her song all night long, tellin' me what to do Repeat chorus: Well, I was young and hungry and about to leave that place When just as I was leavin', well she looked me in the face I said "You must know the answer." "She said, "No but I'll give it a try." And to this very day we've been livin' our way And here is the reason why We blew up our T.V. threw away our paper Went to the country, built us a home Had a lot of children, fed 'em on peaches They all found Jesus on their own

btw, your sig line is from Helen Keller, not Whittaker

Value of Barry Bonds memorabilia drops

The credibility of his accomplishment is dubious.

???

With the exception of routes that have a steward performing maintenance (a la JH - btw, kudos to you for your work), pins should always be suspect until you've banged on 'em to test/reset them yourself.

Losing glasses while climbing is not a problem, as I'm always able to make a spectacle of myself.

none of your x-girlfriends showed themselves to be asses... in the end?

tamari almonds are da shizz

"well said." Kevbone

wait... I'll look it up in the Kama Sutra...

"Parenting club". I've never heard that moniker for one's appendage before.

btw, I really like that sentence

it DEPENDS

I'll defer to your expert opinion in this matter. No problem. It's completely understandable that: 1) you lack the objectivity to know when you're right-side up, or not. 2) you're uptight and/or sophomoric in regard to your own anus (and/or the human anus, generally) and believe someone with the lack of such bias to be homosexual...which, I guess, includes most of us with medical credentials. 3) someone chock full of shit would have little knowledge of such.

that move would leave a guy speachless

SCIENTIFIC BREAKTHROUGH!!! It has been discovered that one of the greatest calorie-burning exercises is profuse ass-kissing!