Dechristo

Yeah, really. It's not like a lot of folks would remember how get back there a second time, anyway.

are you putting forth the "it's not the meat, but the motion" contention?

siege-resistant walls

the enema bag is upside-down

This is more in line with the "professional help" sought here.

What's fair is fair. There's a lot of stool riding him.

How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?

love Boris Karloff

someone's showing upper management potential

WHO ARE THESE JOHNNY-COME-LATELEES1?1?1?

He prefers his doctor perform this exam.

thanks for taking the time and making the effort for this post

When my mother found out, it made her cry. Real men don't make their mothers cry. Damn! You really oughta give your momma's tits a break. You must be a school boy on summer break. How do I infer? 'Cause you've got NO CLASS! The more things a man is ashamed of, the more respectable he is. Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.

my hide

better hope she skips... To bad he flooded the engine - he'd of had a better chance of a successful drive.

It's actully more simple: less food, more exersize. I did something toward this today. I bought another bike! ...'cept it has a motor.

How about MDMA? I've never done it, but apparently it changes your life so profoundly that you will always take care of yourself and there will be no more wars. Apparently....... Yeah, right. We all did a bunch of that in the early '70's. Mushrooms still work well, though.

Boy,...I mean... GIRL, that's a total bummer. What a fuckin' drag. On the other hand, here's some good news(!): I just saved a ton of money on my car insurance!

pwned

What a coincidence! I have size D feet.

When my mother found out, it made her cry. Real men don't make their mothers cry. Damn! You really oughta give your momma's tits a break.

But, but, but, Harry Reid said, "the war is lost". And, I can't recall the vast number of politicians that have stated that The Surge isn't working, has failed. The Brookings Institute must've been bought-off by the Whitehouse. It's the only explanation.

His original question included the specification of a weapon his wife might be comfortable firing. Hence, the consideration of recoil.

I'm not buying into your liberal-minded "pie-in-the-sky" horse shit.

In the U.P., they were called "hoagies".