Dechristo

I'm sure he finds it near hysterical.

Mind if I ask what it is about Tvash that so arouses you?

This guy's got the hook-up

Rove the "Old Yeller" of Valerie Plame?

Rove, rove, rove your boat...

I smart crappier than you

that's a shitload of cash... ...and potentially undesired attention due to these photos

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3356234976008442381&q=martin+short+synchronized+swimming&total=2&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=0

In early 1947, Max screaming at Duke Jordan for trying to follow Bird and, predictably, fucking up the tempo again, as always: "Clear the fuck out of the way, motherfucker, you fucking up the time again!" - as quoted by Miles Davis

Why the fuck does a window-lickin', choad-smokin', sphincter-snuffin' dick need a graphic language designer?

Archy oughta know an archy when she sees one

I got your water cannon...

My dog is totally offended, barks in protest, and may try to bite you in the ass if you fart audibly near him. He's mystified and contrite when he lets fly.

Wyoming, reading "The Sword of Gnosis", Michio Kushi's "Macrobiotics", "Seven Feathers"... climbing in the Tetons, the Winds, Little Cottonwood Canyon, and either running or driving miles and miles through those vast deserts in my '66 Dodge pickup with a slant-six and three-on-the-tree to do FAs on dirty volcanic and sandstone spires. Was wanting to get laid more frequently. Bought my first piece of land that year. What a time. I could'nt have cared less about Elvis. I was wondering when the next Steely Dan, Crusaders, Leo Kottke, and Miles albums would come out next.

that's a sweet bike. verily

punchinellos abound

since the advent of TV?

I drive over rules... excepting eight-word rules

tit for tat was where it was at

I'm gonna go ride my F800ST for awhile

when he hit me hard in the head

third-grade teacher broke a three-foot rule

I've had a rule broken on my head

rue rules