Dechristo

that kinda makes me nervous in that, tonight, my estranged wife referred to that appendage as my "red hot poker".

I don't think it's a funny joke and I don't think the good folks are Arcteryx think it's funny to besmirch their reputation for no reason. Please forgive me. It was a typographical typolaughical typolaughable error. Lighten up, Grandma Prudence. Quit wearing your harness backwards and perhaps you won't get that belay loop wedged so tightly.

a Mr. Machine mechanized

Cra'teryx

'kin' nice

Why bring the Presidential election into this?

there's always the CFL

LOLZERS!!1

Moved by claims that it will help the metabolism and productivity of his fellow citizens, President Hugo Chavez said clocks would be moved forward by half an hour at the start of 2008.

I recommend getting started on more reasonable objectives.

On a clear day, a palm reader could see forever If the guy masturbated with that hand, he could be charged as a pedophile.

chock full of it

chock full of it

chock full of it

never realized the invisible man was oriented politically

I heard recently Chavez has ordered all the clocks in his kingdom changed one half hour.

oh, yeah? I'd like to see him do anything in the Waddingtons car to car in a day w/o an helicopter. anything in the north end of the Wind River Range would be a hump, as well.

better have that checked out - it could be abreast cancer

beat you by three minutes

That's a far cry from your usual dancing and giggling as you prance through the spray of the "sprinkler".

Raindawg reliving his Caddyshack days?

or trojans

The world's 369th richest person dies.

you must learn to turn the snake into a staff, instead of the opposite for which you're famous.