Dechristo

For all of you planning to attend, it's best you know hand-clapping in applause is considered crude and un-hip. Instead, at the end of each song, please snap your fingers and murmur "Well said, man. Well said."

Then get started polishing my apple, bitch!

old fucks

I'll buy a couple

How cute of you defending Diving in Dated Dumpsters Dwayner...in a sycophantic sort-of-way. The stench to which I object doesn't fume from the act of digging large holes in ancient refuse piles or human burial sites (much less 1/2" holes in rock), but the olfactory offense is due to a steaming pile of occupational elitism. The "profession" is no more superior than any that involves years of study to accrue a requisite esoteric knowledge. There are a vast number mounted on these doctoral high horses. Get over yourself.

I have no concern that we're turning into a fascist state. I would be concerned if popular thought had us move toward an attempt at isolationism.

is there a sign on that doorway? "Flail Passionately On Door To Enter" ?

a midline platform of the underground interweb

is there a sign on that doorway?

pitifully pompous (although, an ostrich would be appropriate)

you can get Egypted buying trinkets right here on the innerwebs.

...and to remind you we're not hard of hearing.

"dido"?

no, it's ghey & pervy

OMFG! It's amazing! I missed the show and I'm still alive!

fuckin' trailer trash

...investigators are stymied as to why the deceased was found with both arms extended over his head, his hands locked in a death-grip on what was originally thought to be an un-inflated circus balloon...

chocolate is good

Right. Particularly, if they're so low they can be tucked into the top of the loin cloth.

fucking n00b outlaws

that's what you get for solo posting... you're lucky to have survived. fucking n00bs

a carobbeaner is someone who favors chocolate substitutes; sometimes, additionally, of hispanic descent.

I think I get the point... ...no, wait,... ...I don't get it.

It will be OK. no matter the situation, i_like_sun will simply announce he has ADHD and all will be forgiven.