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Dechristo

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  1. "...gonna lay around the shanty, mama, and put a good buzz on."
  2. I found duct tape performed better and was more cost-effective
  3. The ban at this school may be due to laziness. Repeatedly correcting hyper-active kids and mollifying uptight parents requires a lot more time and energy than simply banning games.
  4. The dog's name is "Trouble" and it's rumored she'll blow it all gambling on Pit Bull pugilists.
  5. Dechristo

    WTF

    Only the little people pay lip service to your vile brand of angst-ridden vitriol... and those with Restless Penis Syndrome
  6. Dechristo

    Sport v Trad

    But Bill, if sport=pleasuring yourself, what is bouldering=?? bouldering = premature ejaculation
  7. While climbing, it's not an incapacity to discuss, nor necessarily a disinclination to engage that is at issue, but rather, as Bug later stated, a need to listen and consider well the words of another that can be a distraction. Of course, if the discourse is simply light banter, then there's no problem. Up until a few years ago, I had my mind made-up about most things and was willing and able to cut through most arguments/discussions with ready answers and counter-arguments. Then, I had a paradigm shift in my head & heart and found I was more interested in asking questions than giving answers - that requires more concentration in listening to allow for discernment to have sway where quick judgment once reigned. cc.com is fun for quick judgment based most wholly on literary license. There's very little facial expression or vocal inflection, only the written word - which is why I rarely use emoticons. I like the pure literary format for what it is. While climbing, I feel I'm disingenuous if called upon to do more than joke or exchange light banter. So, perhaps you're correct in the assertion of disinclination, but perhaps for reasons other than you had assumed.
  8. I always knew my restless leg syndrome would turn out to be a blessing somehow It's the Restless Penis Syndrome that'll get you sack-deep in trouble.
  9. incorporate it in South Carolina. I bet they buy it.
  10. you could use him for a puck in roller hockey
  11. Pink, you ignorant slut. How many times did you hear 'em say, "one, add 'em, twelve" and you still didn't get thirteen? wut da FAWWWWK!!!
  12. Dechristo

    Lost Stuff

    Jebus know where he at!
  13. watched and heard Ronnie Baker Brooks, Joe Louis Walker, and Jimmy Thackery tear it up big time separately, and then together for the finale, while I was stage right, ten feet away. Supercalifragilistickespyalidocious!
  14. Perhaps, they prefer the focus of the party remain on the task at hand because: 1)unnecessary distractions can compromise the pro system 2)what is important, at the time, to you may not be important to them. 3)whining, however eloquent, can be a major buzz kill.
  15. I have my doubts the 25-year-old-music-producer-with-six-children-on-the-way was in court for behavior that fits within the stereotype you've described.
  16. Music producer? Theft? Sounds like business as usual in the music industry. Makes as much sense as making the same generalization about the climbing community when a climber gets busted for a dastardly deed.
  17. you were off by a little more than half a year. you got the calendar year correct, though.
  18. hizz concubines b gestatin' 'n' incubatin'
  19. Dechristo

    Drunk again

    don't start diggin' through the dumpsters lookin' for "artifacts" like in Sveeden
  20. there's another Jerry Springer show
  21. I never liked her voice much, but during her fifteen minutes, I wondered if the carpet matched the drapes.
  22. Trango?
  23. Sheriff’s deputies raided the home of rapper DMX on Friday, seizing several pit bulls and finding the remains of three other dogs but making no arrests.
  24. looks like a wild cottontail. Feed it 'til it gets some meat on it, then put it in a pot.
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