DirtyHarry

I'm a member. Are you?

Apparently a large segment of miscreant slacker-ass slackers must be taking today off to do something lame, like recreating in the out of doors. Losers.

Remember those day-glo neon Columbia ski jackets? You know you owned one in Middle School. Admit it.

You have way too much time on your hands

Is being a Subtle Chestbeater like being a Smooth Operator, Sade style?

And " a lot of cute bitches."

Frequently in the form of letters and words.

Sad attempt to get attention.

Sounds dumb.

You're a bipolar schizofrenic who is a danger to herself and others?

Changing arvarters is lame

Chuck Norris.

That's 'cause you're a cracker. Cracker.

Where's that dynamo coming from?

I'd say we can claim Ranier or Olympia, but since they are both brewed in Milwaukee now, the Seahawks will have to claim Triple Skinny Rasberry Lattes with Dillatante chocolate flakes or some shit.

Then kick some smooth Lionel Ritchee tunes.

That's different.

That's just gross. I'm not allowing my boyfriend to wear lipstick anymore.

Out with the old, In with the new- Clouds have arrived, Gone is the blue. The westerly flow’s, Pounding on the door- Puttin’ snow on the crust, And load on the hoar. Showers this morning, Then more snow after that At least temps stay low, About where they’re at. This creates more weak layers And buries the hoar- Makes Friday thru Sunday, Anything but a bore. Friday’s showers and winds, Should increase by night- Making the weekend, A rather dangerous delight. A good front Saturday, Windy, snowy and cool- Should make slabs more likely, As a reasonable rule. Then warming on Sunday With heavy rain or wet snow- Should make bigger slabs, More than ready to go. Danger should climb, And it might not stop- Until it reaches, Pretty close to the top. So if you’re plannin’ this weekend, To sample the snow- Make sure you’re prepared- And know how to go. Be aware and be cautious, Be objective and think- And don’t go ahead, If red lights blink. There will be other times, Other slopes and great snow- And you’ll be much better off If that’s when you go -From NOAA / ANWAC Well, atleast some of you got some alpine this week while the rest of us were workin for the man. Saturday should be some good pooder though.

Dick Armey

I hear that Eric character is a homo, can't ski for shit, and sucks at basketball. I wish I had three hands, so I could give your climb three thumbs down!!! HAHA. Nice work. That's some pretty bitchin new wave ski mountaineering celebration shit, bitches!!!

Its nice to have some insulated pants for basecamp though.

Baseball mit slung through the handlebars too, of course.

Ice axes are for hikers and Minnesotans.

Nice Job, Blake!!! That's killer. Did you guys go in from Hwy 20 Mazama or what?