DirtyHarry

And Publisher's Clearing says I can win $5,000 a week for life!!!

Women over 30.

That's like saying - bolt the cracks, you don't have to clip them if you don't want.

Man, you're old.

Snowshoes AND skis??? Core.

Atleast your story had a happy ending.

See, whining, yelling and making a scene does pay off.

Its a conspiracy. That's why you have to wear the tinfoil hat.

Canadian Ninja Snaffles. Wait, Canadian Ninja Snaffles ARE cool.

Canadians.

Flaming.

But it keeps your partners warm on those cold shiverbivy's.

so you used to be gay?

Sweet. The whole NW climbing community will be hungover at work on Monday morning.

M.C. Hammer's pants.

Jorts are things that you once thought were cool, then weren't cool, now are cool again. Fuck Prana shorts, send in Jorts!!

Long hair, Planet Hollywood T-shirts, and Warmup Pants

You better hope it wasn't the girls dorm you were sneaking out of, er driving past.

Most rope manufacturers sell 30m ropes for snow hiking, I mean mountaineering. You can find them at most gear stores.

Let's put it into terms that you can understand. Bats who bust a nut with many other bats are well hung so they can be better at busting a nut than the other bats. Because so many resources were diverted for , they're a little lacking in the melon. The bats who bust a nut with only one other bat are gay. Its 'cause I've got GINOURMOUS FUCKING NUTS beeeeooooootchhh!!!!!!

Those red X's look sick!!

Whine, yell, and make a scene. Usually works for me.

Fuckin-A. Unfortunately getting out of that basin might be a beeotch. Boston must be in the clouds to the looker's left then.

What aspect of Buckner is dat? West / Northwest side? There's a trifle bit more snow up there than last year.

Scurlock's Website doesn't seem to be working.