DirtyHarry

Hope you were wearing atleast TWO pairs of latex gloves today. Happy Birthday!

They speak english in your neighborhood Gary?

Ha! Apparently some hippy telemarked it on skate skis back in the 80's anyway. BFD.

It was bluebird Sunday. How was the game?

Is a frog's ass Catholic?

Rapellin will melt the rubber.

What!!! No slide alder?

Aren't they blowing Squamish up for the Olympics to make room for more cars?

I have seen a chalkbag made out of a sheep's nutsack, though. Swear to God.

You can't polish a turd.

What are you getting at? Fords ARE better than Chevy's.

Charlton Heston is my President.

Can you say snow wallow in whiteout conditions with crazy avy hazard?

I bet I can drink way more beer than the lot of 'em.

"Terrorist Hunting Permit"

Or you for that matter, old man.

The local 'faves: Hug a Logger - you'll never go back to trees No Fear Polaris / Arctic Cat She's not my Governor Bush Cheney '04 Calvin pissing on [insert Ford Chevy Dodge or Toyota] Pretty Cool, huh?

And way way larger cajones.

Wow. Colin is legal to drink cheap wine now. Crazy.

You.

Depends on whether you used a sit start or not.

Its OK, lots of 45 yr olds still live at home.

I'm calling the truant officer.

"Did you watch Survivor last night?" "Yeah. How stupid is that team, they voted off the only person who knew what they were doing." "Pshhaaaa. That team doesn't even have fire yet."

No you're the one to talk. I gaurantee that.