DirtyHarry

so, have YOU read the study of which we speak, Mr. Science?

Probably my general opinion / bias that most fat people are looking for an excuse as to why being fat isn't their fault. Plus such a conclusion seems somewhat contrary to common sense.

Go right ahead, man. I personally have no problem with my trite, banal, and meaningless existence.

Well, Chuck, I don't think anyone here has Fortune 500 energy company executives telling them how to think about the fat virus study.

I've got the phat virus.

Ain't that the sad truth.

I have a new computer too. But mine's magic.

So what is the state of our union these days?

We won't be very good alpinists since we won't have anything to practice on. Oh, and BTW, there isn't any such thing as global warming - GWB says so.

Well, hope you're making some good coin atleast. And there's actually ice to climb out there.

So, West and East McMillan are the two peaks that look like one from the south, immediately to the looker's right in that photo, correct?

And pay the $19.95 autograph fee.

I'm waiting for the new Enumclaw horse farm plates.

Get your v-pads, people. NWAAC says: Long range models seem fairly consistent in indicating a large upper ridge over the Northwest next week.

These plates are fucking lame. Dude is just standing there holding up his boards, when he could be busting some sick skeez. Not to mention the snowboarder. Some of the other plates with the elk and the baby orca are cool though.

Its bullshit.

He's in the hospital giving birth. Chuck Norris impregnated him.

Private, you best unfuck yourself.

Funny how you just criticized us for being one-dimensional climbers who dislike bouldering simply because we are not good at it. However, ALL you do is boulder. I know Dru boulders and I do too. I'm not great at it, but then again, I usually only do it in the winter as training. I don't think bouldering is silly or a waste of time, but pursuing it as an ends in itself, just isn't really climbing.

Well, They ARe good for humpin on.

You folks are making shit way too complicated. Bouldering is for those that want to call themselves "climbers," when they are really just gymnasts with funny shoes. Boulderers like to represent that they belong to some perceived desirable climbing lifestyle without actually putting forth much effort or sacrifice for it. It is very similar to ski bunnies you might find at a ski area who hang out in the lodge on powder days sipping foofoo drinks, just so they can wear ski outfits and go to skier parties, etc.

You're one kinky motherfucker.

No, but the price of individually wrapped deep fried twinkies on a stick would go up.

too bad that's not true - you'd definitly never have to worry about getting an ulcer.

Good thing I've got that spare D9 tire lying around.