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Isn't schtupp yiddish?

Is it wrong of me to want natural selection to keep working! Down with the fences, if people want to jump between 8 story building, they shouldn't procreate. No more warning labels on toothpaste! hmmmm, maybe we should just start offering free vasectomies to 18 year olds?

Those things have sharp teeth! Are you trying to get the poor boy maimed? that won't help his chances!

Saturday.... work, work, work, gawd I suck. Sunday.. building good karma teaching newbies to rappel. Of course the whole day was made worthwhile when I saw a nice gentlement solo to the top of Spire Rock..... so? while wearing a harness? but of course no helmet! and best of all, he was carrying a trad rack clipped to said harness??? though he didn't have any sling with which to clip said trad rack, nor a rope to clip the pieces into? Damnit, somebody wasn't sharing!

Can you sing castrato? Or have none of the chicks been quite that nuts?

Just think, you could learn to sew your own shagger vests, and find a date!

Would be great on the Olympus approach... can someone say espresso for breakfast? Would like to see him bushwack through a valley of slide alder in that though ;-)

Comes with own inflatable sheep! Right up your (er her?)alley!

Lucky bastards yet again! When will it start raining again so everyone has to suffer equally!

As a fellow Idahoan.... If you have a gunrack in your back window you'll be just fine. And the best peace of driving advice i've been given was by an californian ex-pat. If your car is more or less a p.o.s. Just find the most expensive car in the lane next to you and cut them off Those wankers in BMW's are all afraid to get their paint scratched!

What, you won't shake it for her Dave?

that explains so very much!

I don't know if it's my favourite but Ouzo is some tasty/scary stuff. Favorite has to be blended huckleberry margarita's though....mmmmmmmmm, tasty.

Woohoo! Someone else who's bored and hates their work!

I know. But i'm bored, and I hate my work.

Actually no... look at the angle my legs are at.... My body should be directly over them. It might be off by 10 degrees. It's nothing too outrageous, but was a hell of a fun day! Was a nice little ice field coming out of the crater on Glacier Peak a couple of years ago. I have no pretensions of being some cascade hardman.

sheeit! if you're gonna serve one up on a platter like that don't be surprised if you get a few takers. that was jut too easy. i guess after having dinner w/7 of them, you know all about desperate women Of course I was expecting some takers Most people here consider it a softball, too bad they're talking out of theis asses most of the time. As for desperate... not so much.... if they were vapid enough to need a man to be defined by I wouldn't be hanging out with them.

my word your starting to reach.... We have to figure out who's bring the beer and chilli of course! what can I say, I enjoy climbing with people who aren't bitter, and feel the need to stroke their, ahem.... ego's? Theres always good times to be had in the hills with good people.

What can I say, beer and pizza go great with planning the spring Smiffy trips, and a few our first shots at Rainer. I'd invite you to head outside with us next weekend, but well... I wouldn't want them to think that all climbers are are drooling and anti-social

Wow, even Minx is getting in on it. You know it's bad when even the girls are getting desperate

gorilla's? That must be the other reason your not getting any And I'm already married to one of the cute little thinngs

That might explain why y'all bitch and moan about not getting any, while I had dinner with 7 women on friday.

not a climbing trip but worst approach was to Goat Lake, down outside of Sun Valley. Started at 8:00 in the morning, and involved, being part of 2 parades, a flat tire, 2 utter gumbys one of whom exhausted herself and started throwing up, the second got half dollar sized blisters, falling into the creek etc etc etc... Teaching said herd of gumbys that hiking at night isn't that bad when you remember extra batteries for your headlamp. Then finally stumbling into camp at 12:00, being scared shitless then chased by a herd of pack goats, who wanted to gore our dogs. Damn weekend didn't end until I had lost my wallet, driven all night to retrieve said wallet, so i could sit on plane on the runway while the electrical system shorted out. and no, I wasn't and halucinating.

Dude, you shouldn't be doing that with your crampons. They've got poky bits.

Thank you for contributing to it!