assmonkey

It's getting hot in here today. Temper's flaring, angry posts abound. GRRRRRR! Some folks not gettin' enough love at home? - a s s h l e

"If ever there were a bleeding-heart liberal, it was Jesus Christ," Moore said at Congregation Agudas Achim synagogue. "I think the carpenter from Galilee was the original Democrat." Religion Experts Ask How Jesus Would Vote - a s s p u p p y

Uh, I agree with you entirely, except that you're somehow equating the antics of some douchebags on a wall with all "liberals." Kind of a stretch maybe? Douchebags4Kerry - a s s m n k e y

36 cans, that's impressive. I wouldn't touch the Busch either.... - a s s m n k e y

FUCK. Fuck. I apologize for this post. I am sorry. Sad monkey.

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Well, the neo-cons totally failed in Iraq. Bremer's little exercise in hyper-neocon economics only succeeded in fanning the flames of militant Islam. Woot! Way to go guys! If there has been anything learned from that exercise, it's that the neo-cons are COMPLETELY WRONG. And now they have COMPLETELY FAILED. Check out Naomi Klein's article in this month's Harper's for more details. Anyway, now that the neocons have proven how inept they are, can we move on to something else, please? Thanks, - a s s * m o n k e y

I climb and I like to provide oral (and sometimes anal) services to certain very lucky ladies. Can we have an organization for that? - a s s m n k e y

Sorry, but it ain't you either. Your'e small-time compared to the fish I've got on the line here. I'm flattered I'm even on your radar Pope. Say something dirty to me now. - a s s m n k e y

I knew that org was trouble when I first saw the bumper stickers. What a bunch of fucking douchebags. I'll say it again, keep your shitty political identity out of my favorite pastime. I don't see "football players for Bush" or "volleyball players for Kerry." Assholes. - a s s m n k e y

Dude, lame troll to try to figure out who the real sprayers are. Like they're going to PM you and reveal who they are. Hah ha ahah ha ha. Why don't you just leave your FBI jacket on a chair, then, too, eh? - a s s m n k e y

Maybe we can eat them! Just like in SOYLENT GREEN!

Moderators, please move this post to spray. For those of you who don't know Mike Vandeman, he is like the anti-mountain bike version of the Unabomber. He has been harassing bikers and climbers for years on the rec.* and alt.* newsboards. He is only trying to incite you, don't bother to respond. Search the Internet for more information. - a s s m * n k e y

Decent food, good beer, shitty hours- they close at 9:00 or something. LAME. Sadly, with the shorter evenings, this is now doable. Kitchen closes at 9, bar closes at 10. You can call ahead sometimes and beg them to stay open a few minutes for your illustrious arrival (doesn't always work). This is assmonkey's favorite Seattle metro area eatery, besides Dick's. Assmonkey loves Dick's, mmmm mmmm. - a s s m * n k e y

And most of the time you will not.....for example, the FBI can now come into my house without a search warrant (if I was only suspected of terrorism), look around, and leave....all without telling me. THIS TOTALLY FUCKING HAPPENED TO ME! I know because THEY MOVED MY SHOES AND I WAS LATE TO WORK BECAUSE I COULDN'T FIND THEM! Wait, maybe I should post this in the ghost thread.... - a s s m n k e y

They closed the Burke-Gilman trail in Redmond I discovered as I biked home from work Friday. I started to chew out the pimple faced Redmond Explorer, telling him it was "fucked" and "bullshit," then I realized that I was just being a dick to the poor kid, so I backed off. I did ask him directions to get back to an open part of the B-G trail so I wouldn't have to bike across the 520 bridge, and this Explorer had no clue. I'll bet he has the video game badge though. Anyway, what the fuck, does the SS think that some radical Islamic bicyclist is going to pack his bike frame with C-4 and attempt to blow up the president in Redmond, WA? Can't they just secure the perimeter of whatever building he was speaking in and leave it at that? What a fucking useless pain in the ass. - a s s m n k e y

Once I was climbing a really nice flake up on the Coberg wall. About a 1/4 of the way up the crack I got to spot at which everytime I put my hand in the crack, I would hear an angry buzzing from inside. I went up three times, heard the buzzing three times, then sheepishly backed off the third time. My partner gave me the "You fucking pathetic pussy" look as we exchanged the rack back at the belay and he prepared to go up. It was with much satisfaction that I broke down the belay and set up for a rap 5 minutes later. He backed off the first time. - a s s m * n k e y

I think they mean they want more pictures just like that one. If you turn off the "Safe results" feature in Google and seach Google Images for "panty + covering + teeny + ass" that might work. But I'm really just guessing, I don't know for sure. - a s s m n k e y

http://www.thestranger.com/2001-04-26/savage.html

Having labored through this entire thread, I have this to say. (Fuck you, shut up and listen.) First, the story that CBS posted is funnier than shit. Someone jumps to a conclusion about Vlad's statue and the story behind it is totally benign. The origins of objects: Second, with all the statues of Saddam in Iraq being (been?) toppled, I think it would be amusing if W. had one shipped and planted firmly in front of the White House. It would go well with Saddam's pistol that W. keeps in the Oval Office. War trophies: Third, a quote from the best movie ever made: "I am the walrus." "Shut the fuck up, Donny! V.I. Lenin! Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!" "What the fuck is he talking about?" The Dude: Fourth, I like this picture: - a s s m n k e y

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The assmonkey: 1 btl. Galliano Fine a lovely lass and pour Galliano down her asscrack. You are prone below her, face up, imbibing. Mmm, tastes like licorice! - a s s m n k e y

Sorry, strictly second-hand information. But perhaps assmonkey could share? When the ladies coo politely a gentle request for anal fulfillment, this assmonkey is willing to oblige and provide the service of rectal love. A properly cleaned oriface does the sniffer no harm, one must say. Properly cleaned bears repeating. - a s s m n k e y

Rollins is on it. That must be at least...amusing. - a s s m n k e y

Fuck you, monkeyfuckers. http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=29&art_id=qw1092119402481H525 - a s s m o n k e y