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Oh, by the way, I'm going to the Prom tonight, and this is my date. Isn't she hot? - a s s m n k e y

This afternoon's playlist, Shuffle on: Haunting the Chapel (entirety) - Slayer Reign in Blood (entirety) - Slayer God Hates Us All (entirety) - Slayer Undisputed Attitude (entirety) - Slayer Seven Churches (entirety) - Possessed Black Metal (entirety) - Venom Prayer - Corrosion of Conformity Anal Cunt - melvins Vile - melvins Night Goat - melvins Prayer to God - Shellac Kill Your Idols - Sonic Youth Religious Vomit - Dead Kennedys Moral Majority - Dead Kennedys Priceless moment: A co-worker came by and asked if, "Everything is ok?" I decided door ajar is probably not so appropriate for today's National holiday. - a s s m n k e y

Here's the first hour or two of my playlist this morning (I couldn't properly celebrate and take the day off to bathe in fresh pigs blood): The Devil Rides Out - Fantomas Lexicon Devil - Melvins Sympathy for the Devil - Rolling Stones Devils Haircut - Beck Devil's Johnson - Ethyl Meatplow Fuck Armageddon..This is Hell - Bad Religion Ego Tripping at the Gates of Hell - The Flaming Lips Hell on Wheels - Fu Manchu Your Pretty Face is Going to Hell - Iggy & the Stooges Private Hell - Iggy & Green Day Hotter Than Hell - KISS Raising Hell - Run-DMC Mushroom Festival in Hell - Ween Diabolus in Musica (in its entirety) - Slayer What are you listening to this morning? - a s s m n k e y PS, Did anyone see the Satan's face in the clouds over Rainier this morning? Maybe it was just my imagination....

In this case, apparently the integrity of the subflooring structure of the climbing gym. - a s s m n k e y

Johnson, in the parlance of our times? Shut up, assmonkey. You're out of your element. Are you saying the world does not stop and start at my convenience? - a s s m n k e y

OVER THE LINE! - a s s m n k e y

AMERICA, LISTEN TO SLAYER. June 6, 2006 is the National Day of Slayer . - a s s m n k e y

The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Yes, they don't like hearing it and find it difficult to say whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his dick or his rod or his Johnson. - a s s m n k e y

Canton Ohio, according to this site, has 9.3% unemployment and a median household income of $28k/year. Sounds like a poor community, and given that it's in Ohio, and looking at the local church listing, it's probably a good guess that Canton is predmoninantly made up of minorities. So, what, prey tell, is your point? Are you race-baiting PP? Did you get this link from Rush Limbaugh? Are you going to suggest perhaps that "those people" should be sterilized? Or did you just want to point and laugh and the funny, dumb and pregnant poor people? Or are you going to suggest something intelligent, such as expanded support for family planning education and access to affordable birth control in this community? Perhaps diverting some funds to provide economic aid to this depressed community to increase their standard of living and education? I guess since they are a predominantly minority community in a state with run by vile Republicans, they deserve what they get, right PP? Sweet, thanks for posting this link! - a s s m n k e y

I saw a cougar on the prowl last night at that sports bar down in Madison Park. She was definitely not going home without captured prey. I left before she went in for the kill on some poor (lucky?) chap. - a s s m n k e y

This fellow must have a shaft bigger than his head. From this web site. - a s s m n k e y

What about NASCAR? - a s s m n k e y

"SUPPORT THE MONORAIL - BUY A HUMMER"

This is thread drift--which I acknowledge is completely inappropriate in this forum--but I think it's a little ridiculous that a Londoner is decrying behavior that the British Empire exemplified for over two centuries. Namely, the forced occupation of foreign lands. How soon they forget. Not that I disagree with the general terms of his assessment. - a s s m n k e y

Two words: Prana top. Even if I didn't climb, I'd still hang out at the gym for the visuals.

Honestly, I'm surprised there haven't been more terrorist attacks to date.

He's not right-enough for Anne Coulter. Straight from the trailer park: http://anncoulter.com/cgi-local/printer_friendly.cgi?article=66

Oh, this is a good read on MSNBC too: "Poll: Public views Bush as less trustworthy, Doubts grow on president’s honesty, effectiveness; Rove may be a factor." Those dirty liberal media journalists...how could they go publishing a story like that, tarnishing the President's good image?

Former CIA analyst's message to WH and GOP: "Lick my ass and suck on my balls!*" PDF letter to congressional leaders. *Lyric from the song, "America, FUCK YEAH!"

Game over as in there is no confidence in our current administration and D's will be swept into office during the mid-terms? Sweet! From: http://www.zogby.com/news/ReadNews.dbm?ID=1007