move to LA. slowly lower your expectations till you end up in a gay midget porn flick. when this becomes hip/ironic use it as a springboard to a bit part on desperate housewives as a pizza delivery boy.
Ha! Saw a TV show about building a mancave today!
Anyway, you don't have a set of balls like that Peter, and everyone knows it. Those are some sweet balls though! Stan and Sandy signed big huevos.