what kind of a hippy, commie, liberal idea is that? hippies that want to actually learn should have to pay, because they ask the teacher questions and stuff. hippies that just want the cred should be able to pay for it and skip the shoolin crap.
The smoking gun has the sequence. This is the priceless shot they'll be running on the evening news:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0106091vail1.html
WIND TEMPORARILY KNOCKED OUT MY INTERNET. AFTER BREATHING INTO A PAPER BAG FOR 1/2 HOUR I LOST CONSCIOUSNESS. WHEN I CAME TO SERVICE WAS RESTORED. THINKING OF GETTING VERY LARGE HARDDRIVE AND DOWNLOADING THE INTERNET IN CASE THIS HAPPENS AGAIN.
Choose your poison!
West Coast Tsunami
NYC Hurricane
Mega Drought
Yellowstone Eruption
East Coast Tsunami
L.A.'s Killer Quake
Gamma Ray Burst
Mega Freeze/Ice Age
Glacier Meltdown
Asteroid/Comet Strike
Oil Apocalypse