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lancegranite

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  1. Chalk: We use it, We love it. Maybe I should smoke while I climb, it mellows me out. Triassiac sands, 105 degerees
  2. It cooled down to 92 last night.... The weather in Hell Check the local extremes... It's a dry 120
  3. Oh Great puller of pebbles! Forgive us, we mean not to ruin your most holy of beta! Most powerful master of pad power, we are your most humble spotters....
  4. blotter will be your spotter
  5. Food for thought... keeping it real
  6. As far as plots to bring us down the car pool lanes have always been a hotbed of revolutionary activity.
  7. Take the tram to 12,000 feet and boulder in the pines.
  8. lancegranite

    Granite 500

    500 posts and still addicted. I would like to thank the person who made all this possible, my evil twin, Lance Granite. For those of you (idiots) who might not know much about my personal (freakshow) life. In 1971, I ate my unborn(evil) brother in the womb. Bad enough I(we) know, but as puberty(barely) hit, my unborn (evil) twin started to speak to( through) me. This made (dating)high school hard, but I(we) lived. I went on to become a(quasi) sucessful gen-x extreme(idiot) athelete and spokesman (retail clerk) for many years. Eventually, I (me, not Lance) started to climb, and I (we) moved (fled across state lines) to Las Vegas. I married a girl(bimbo) who loves (codependantly) me very much. These days the meds are so good that the doctors have let me stay a home and the " bad messages" have now been safely channeled into this website. Thank you and God (damnit) bless all of you. Sorry about that...meds just kicked, oh well.
  9. I have worked a Huey Lewis show... The guy put on a good set, they even had the Delorian!
  10. Check this out...I guess this was eventually a hoax, but still a interesting read. I thought it was stupid at first, but the idea of the time traveler got ahold of me. There are a dozen websites dedicated to John Titor's story, here is the link to one. John Titor. com
  11. Oh great white chalky, scrubber of crimps.... We are not worthy !!! I thought of you today... When I climbed Triassiac Sands in 105 degeree tempatures. For the record we both came home and passed out... my head still hurts.
  12. Home Depot will rent you a 110 volt rotohammer for a reasonabe price. Might as well get a milk crate full of rock and go to town for a couple hours. My pop and I made about 50 granite, mixed river rock and basalt holds for around 20 bucks.
  13. That is my system on 5.12. I'm no hardman, so the clock is ticking when I climb. I only have so much strength. Chalking up all the time wastes time/energy that I need to reach the anchors. If you only grab a non-crux hold for a few seconds, do you need chalk? My weakness forces me to keep moving, to the good rest. Dont get my wrong, I love chalk! I just love climbing more.
  14. Amphitheatre is very Sound of music, with bouldering
  15. Personally, I climb fast and use chalk that others have left behind. Why sit there and futz about? Works pretty good, even down here in the desert.
  16. besthreadyet
  17. We climbed around 20-30 problems...mostly V- fun. I'm not a serious boulderer, but the landings were good. Keep a little stick in your chalk bag to clean the barnicles. The beach is marked I think...south of Ruby beach.
  18. Are you kidding? They would tear each other to shreds.
  19. the climbing is very nice! we spent two days climbing and beachcombing PS: Bigfoot country.
  20. Throw a Gameboy at them and make your getaway!
  21. The slab used to be a walk off....climb Timberjack or Gorilla of my dreams, both good routes. just up the hill.
  22. Shop around, i got a sweet deal on my links and had the chain donated by my local rigging store.
  23. crash no pitch
  24. wha tist his?
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