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lancegranite

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  1. i used to shred...
  2. job?
  3. I nominate...Fred Beckey. Nobody comes close, so just give dad the award every year! The guy is like Harry Truman, A true northwest legend.
  4. Don't forget the hick climbs... Senior citizens in space .7 (usually filled with pine needles) Battered Sandwich .9 (flare fun) Robins ramp .7 (dirt pile) The Zipper .10 (perty eazyfer the grade)
  5. as long as it's not this guy's routes... push me
  6. Ski the Cascades
  7. 10b is not worth the bruises. It's gotta be at least 11b if you want to fight me. 12a?....it's on!
  8. I heard that the CIA has recruited and trained Lance to win and make the French look like spineless pricks. "Lance, your country needs this win ...."
  9. those hippies and their crazy bikes....
  10. American bottom line: Men love women. Men love to climb, but maybe have no women. Icegirl helping more women climb. All men now love Icegirl.
  11. Yo, Just want to send some mad props out to the 10:23 Index posse. I had a great time climbing with you dogs! Alpinefox, thanks for the belay, way to get some redemption by climbing Sloe Childern in the dark. Sjy, thanks for making me get off the couch and back onto the rock. My first day back at Index was a blast! See you this next week....
  12. The moorlocks might have been Index local girls out for a evening stroll.... scary enough thou.... I have been into the tunnel, it was drilled to test the "Chunnel" drilling equipment. There is a Quansit hut inside, the test equipment in inside that.
  13. The moorlocks only come out to retrobolt cracks.
  14. Prehaps not too big, but I did a perfect 20 foot backflip with a full aid rack, landing upright. Tip: pull down, not out.
  15. That's my birthday, can we party afterwards?
  16. I cry when I cross the Columbia river...I am home.
  17. Slaphappy: Location: TBD Chirp: Does it taste as good as it did on the corner of Fort Apache and Sahara?
  18. We will be climbing with Mrs's Granites family in the Icicle on Saturday afternoon.
  19. The Granite family is packing up and driving the Hindu to the PNW.... Cover the childern's ears, tie up the dogs, hide the bong... the heathens are coming home. (don't worry, we're just visiting, the home values should remain stable) ETA: 0600 Saturday
  20. I see it... It's a sailboat!
  21. The nose of the carabiner is just there to show you what end of the gate opens
  22. it's on the west end of town, right?
  23. Anybody know about" Bedyan, California" on a old noseless?
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