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EWolfe

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  1. dude. OK, I am an addict:
  2. Hey, Ivan. I bet you didn't get the "in-Town" rates didja?
  3. Fuckin' Hilarious! :lmao:
  4. How many thousands of years is your soul willing to suffer through that kind of personal responsibility? Because it is not new, that.
  5. I met your wife last year, you are still the LadyKiller, my friend!
  6. Shock Jocks, Shock TV: The natural extension of a reactive culture. Laughing at the whole charade is the healthiest solution to your well-being.
  7. Leave it to us cheap bastards to come up with the niche solution. Thanks Ivan.
  8. I like how Gary assumed some of his pictures had been missed, the implication being: If you had seen them, they would have been in the finals.
  9. I noticed that too. IPA and Ropegun bribes were offered, I suspect. Great pictures everyone!
  10. EWolfe

    the red button

    Just curious? Funny ha-ha, or funny weird? Thanks in advance.
  11. Nothing is fucked here.
  12. I remember topping out on a slippery .10 arete with sketchy gear at Seneca, to encounter a wedding party: complete with full families and in formal regalia, just taking their vows. The couple and the preacher had climbed up, and the rest of the party had hiked around. We got a glass of wine!
  13. EWolfe

    Crap!

    ...on a shingle! Apparently Poo likes glissading, too.
  14. EWolfe

    Photo Caption?

  15. Calmer than you, Dude.
  16. One more of friends:
  17. Post 'em up! Trying to recreate the Maxfield Parrish look I remember from childhood: Colorized self-portrait:
  18. EWolfe

    Crap!

  19. EWolfe

    spam of the week

    Lots of Alpha pheromones, a flat-top haircut, and a leather wallet with a chain should get you close. Oh, and hang out at The Wild Rose.
  20. EWolfe

    the red button

    Ren: Now listen, Cadet. I've got a job for you. See this button? [stimpy reaches for the button; Ren slaps his hand away] Ren: Don't touch it! It's the History Eraser button, you fool! Stimpy: So what'll happen? Ren: That's just it. We don't know. Maybe something bad, maybe something good. I guess we'll never know, 'cause you're going to guard it. You won't touch it, will you? Narrator: How can he possibly resist the maddening urge to erradicate history at the mere push of a single button? The beautiful, shiny button? The jolly, candy-like button? Will he hold out, folks? Can he hold out? Stimpy: No I can't! Yeagh!
  21. An idea came to me that involves a swivel chair, imitating the auger work.....
  22. Bump. Funny Shit!
  23. But they can suffer like nobody's business!
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