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I'll give you a "mother" goose...

Glad it's the internet, then. Woohoo! 2000 posts!

I hope this isn't a troll.

Saw a bumper sticker today: Got Udder Pus?

we'll look for the trip report on Monday! Be sure to spell check and proof-read for clarity! ...and pictures! Break it up with pictures! And don't forget to throw in a a little chestbeating to insure high reply #'s!

He had to give Gollum the lead

Yeah, just checked the weather. Looks suck everywhere. Maybe a Seattle trip for music and is in order.

Begs the question: where?

Naps are for pussies and geriatrics. Which one are you?

One of the funniest names at Hueco Tanks is "Suck In Dick", and the crater story. You're a legend, Dick (if it's really you )

Tentatively planning 4-5 days at Smith. Anyone else planning on going?

You should try "Calm Blue Lake". Oceans are rarely calm. Om.

exactly. So start a thread about what a cool guy Drew is at bivouac.com Or don't support megalomania.

Back when I was young people who made such statements about the cowardice of others were not afraid to use their real names while doing so. Golden Age indeed. If it weren't for the juvenile language and obscene images of perverted toads one encounters on this site, I could probably post from my workplace using my real name and not feel embarassed about it. So then, how do you feel about incessant Richard Simmons postings, and Sport climbers are gay posting. This is very offensive in a two-fold manner: 1.) you are insinuating that something is wrong w/ being a homosexual, and 2.) you are then using that little "factoid" to then slam sportclimbing You are a hypocrite if you are who i think you are. Your previous postings point to the fact that you can get right down to the level of JayB and others...So don't play that weak card... You are insinuating that I am Dwayner? I am not. Dwayner has not posted here since he was arbitrarily banned. I know this for a fact. I challenge you to find one statement (made by Dwayner) that sport climbers are gay. I don't think you'll find it. No...i'm insinuating that you are Pope... Wrong, Rudy! Trust me, pal: JCassidy is not PoPo.

I am truly curious how a kilt would complement your shit, except for the obvious streamlining of the shitting process. literalists just kill me. Literally?

I have been masking off our finish mahogany on the yacht I am doing carpentry for, and I dreamed I taped a person up, at their request. I gotta lay off the blue tape

I am truly curious how a kilt would complement your shit, except for the obvious streamlining of the shitting process.

Fairweather, welcome to the throng. You have been successfully brainwashed to be a reactive minion.

That's a lot of money!

Not feelin the love, Trask