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EWolfe

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  1. EWolfe

    Telemarkers...

    Fix your heel and fix the problem
  2. CC.COM: You have a bunch of monkeys. These monkeys are trying to fuck a basketball.
  3. MT. BAKER CURRENT CONDITIONS SNOWFALL NEW: 9 in 23 cm LAST 24 HOURS: 9 in 23 cm TEMPERATURE: 31 °F ° C WEATHER: Snowing HEAVILY BASE AT HEATHER MEADOWS: 18-20" depending on how wind moved it in 46 cm BASE AT PAN DOME : NA in NA cm SLOPE CONDITIONS: POSSIBLE opening Thursday Sunday November 16th , 11:00am
  4. Watching the "tight ends" gets ya all worked up, hmm?
  5. Did one of the creatures wear a nipple ring?
  6. Can you help me with my VCR?
  7. Dude! That looks run out! Could you convince your pals to put in a few more bolts?
  8. EWolfe

    In-between Time

    Before snow and ice season. Too wet to climb. I always end up thinking about Mexico, Arizona and destinations south this time of year. What to do? Lube cams Wax board/s Spray Check ropes Watch movies with mug of chocolate drink passionately cook good food curl up with a book burn music for roadtrips peruse guidebooks tp necro's house check the mountain cams every 10 minutes create a female avatar and send Trask sexy PM's
  9. Yeah, that sexy talk sure gets me hot and bothered.
  10. It is pretty stupid. And we're smart. Waddya expect?
  11. EWolfe

    Life sucks!

    Sorry to hear that. I strongly suggest you go out dancing to some great music with good friends. Oh, wait...
  12. Can't drink Laphroaig all the time...
  13. Here's a fine selection of corkless beverages:
  14. EWolfe

    Holy Shit

    Is it too early for congradulations?
  15. Burdo does that when he's pissed you snagged his project.
  16. when i read this i interpreted it to mean wirlwind has long hair on his ass. SWINGLEBERRIES
  17. Dude. WTF? Less bovinism, more humanism. We are neither sheep nor cows.
  18. This is a sweet bike, folks. Like the panther: sleek and fast.
  19. 'synovial'. 'dry heaves'. riiight. fess to the self stroke ya onanist. Zzzzzzinnnnggg!!!
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