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Love Classical. Haydn, lately.

Here's a good one, too: One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair he has his first meeting with a demon... Demon: Why so glum chum? Guy: What do you think? I'm in hell. Demon: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here...you a drinkin' man? Guy: Sure, I love to drink. Love the drinks. Demon: Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays that's all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet tab, and fresca...we drink till we throw up and then we drink some more! Guy: Gee that sounds great. Demon: You a smoker? Guy: You better believe it! Love the smoking. Demon: Alright! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer - no biggie - you're already dead remember? Guy: Wow...that's...awesome! Demon: I bet you like to gamble. Guy: Why yes as a matter of fact I do. Love the gambling. Demon: Cause Wednesday you can gamble all you want. Craps, Blackjack, Roulette, Poker, Slots, whatever... If you go Bankrupt...well you're dead anyhow. Demon: You into drugs? Guy: Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean... Demon: That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack. or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want and if ya overdose - that's right - you're dead - who cares! O.D.!! Guy: Yowza! I never realized Hell was such a swingin' place!! Demon: You gay? Guy: Uh no. Demon: Ooooh (grimaces) you're really gonna hate Fridays.

Rock 'n Ice also recommends "BZZZAATTT!". That was a great Samet article!

Hey, will you post more as Amber, so I can get ahead of you again? Thanks in advance.

I wanna rent it to build a bouldering cave!!! Got over 200 holds, lotsa panels with 70-100 t-nuts per, and I want the Ham to have a great bouldering cave. PM me if you got the cure!!!

I'll be right over.

and rum

Green --> Crier -->

Fix your heel and fix the problem

CC.COM: You have a bunch of monkeys. These monkeys are trying to fuck a basketball.

MT. BAKER CURRENT CONDITIONS SNOWFALL NEW: 9 in 23 cm LAST 24 HOURS: 9 in 23 cm TEMPERATURE: 31 °F ° C WEATHER: Snowing HEAVILY BASE AT HEATHER MEADOWS: 18-20" depending on how wind moved it in 46 cm BASE AT PAN DOME : NA in NA cm SLOPE CONDITIONS: POSSIBLE opening Thursday Sunday November 16th , 11:00am

Watching the "tight ends" gets ya all worked up, hmm?

Did one of the creatures wear a nipple ring?

Can you help me with my VCR?

Dude! That looks run out! Could you convince your pals to put in a few more bolts?

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Before snow and ice season. Too wet to climb. I always end up thinking about Mexico, Arizona and destinations south this time of year. What to do? Lube cams Wax board/s Spray Check ropes Watch movies with mug of chocolate drink passionately cook good food curl up with a book burn music for roadtrips peruse guidebooks tp necro's house check the mountain cams every 10 minutes create a female avatar and send Trask sexy PM's

Yeah, that sexy talk sure gets me hot and bothered.

It is pretty stupid. And we're smart. Waddya expect?

Sorry to hear that. I strongly suggest you go out dancing to some great music with good friends. Oh, wait...

Can't drink Laphroaig all the time...