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side to side - walk it like a penguin. ..

Ouch!

This is, like, deja vu.... a thread that ends up being a vodka thread. Where's Polish Knob?

I'll be there Friday Anybody wanna board? shredders?

Somebody ban this sprayer...

Shweet! Thanks for the beta!

well I wouldn't have but I want to know what trask means by coyote. Is that the same as a cougar? You all know I am always working to improve my vocabulary! he means cyote ugly.. the kind you want to chew your arm off so you don't wake up in the morning Hi MisterE would have been here sooner but as always I have technical dificulties at home Thing 1? Thing 2?

Damn!

There's an awesome new J-Tree bouldering guide out - it's as thick as the roped guide!

Who will be the first woman to post on the "men only" thread? I guess Muffy.

Meet you for the usual 40 under the alaska way viaduct?

Many bolts are placed "on lead" by hanging from hooks where hooking is available - not necessarily the best clipping stance, or even on route, and often lacking the consideration of a thoroughly thought out sequence (due to being gripped from bolting on lead). Now which is the better, me foin bucko.

I can certify that Trask is a woofer.

Hell, I can't get this third bottle open WITH a corkscrew!

I'd tell you, but you didn't like my joke...

This image looks like Peter Boyle portraying the monster in "Young Frankenstein" as the blind man Gene Hackman pours hot soup in his lap. Plastic surgury really helped with the scarring I guess he could afford it...

Love Classical. Haydn, lately.

Here's a good one, too: One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair he has his first meeting with a demon... Demon: Why so glum chum? Guy: What do you think? I'm in hell. Demon: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here...you a drinkin' man? Guy: Sure, I love to drink. Love the drinks. Demon: Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays that's all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet tab, and fresca...we drink till we throw up and then we drink some more! Guy: Gee that sounds great. Demon: You a smoker? Guy: You better believe it! Love the smoking. Demon: Alright! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer - no biggie - you're already dead remember? Guy: Wow...that's...awesome! Demon: I bet you like to gamble. Guy: Why yes as a matter of fact I do. Love the gambling. Demon: Cause Wednesday you can gamble all you want. Craps, Blackjack, Roulette, Poker, Slots, whatever... If you go Bankrupt...well you're dead anyhow. Demon: You into drugs? Guy: Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean... Demon: That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack. or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want and if ya overdose - that's right - you're dead - who cares! O.D.!! Guy: Yowza! I never realized Hell was such a swingin' place!! Demon: You gay? Guy: Uh no. Demon: Ooooh (grimaces) you're really gonna hate Fridays.

Rock 'n Ice also recommends "BZZZAATTT!". That was a great Samet article!

Hey, will you post more as Amber, so I can get ahead of you again? Thanks in advance.

I wanna rent it to build a bouldering cave!!! Got over 200 holds, lotsa panels with 70-100 t-nuts per, and I want the Ham to have a great bouldering cave. PM me if you got the cure!!!

I'll be right over.

and rum