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(if you are under 10)

speaking of which - wedding day...

Hey, is that a pedophile locator bracelet on your arm?

This SO already on thesmokinggun, I bet.

Model Worker at Index fells like a total sandbag to me. Others?

Stinky laderhosen, cowbells that jingle. Vaccuous stares from weeks in the hills These are a few of my favorite trad-climbing things

Bustin' out that chalkbag already, aren't you, you bad boy?

Don't look at me, I can't fill that Ritalin scrip.

Local Boy haircut from hell:

Hey, Upper Class Twit of The Year, It's a Monty Python Skit, entitled: "The Architect Skit".

Yes, well that's the kind of blinkered philistine pig-ignorance I've come to expect from you non-creative garbage. You sit there on your loathsome, spotty behinds, not caring a tinker's cuss for the struggling artiste, you excrement. You whining, hypocritical toadies with your bleeding secret masonic handshakes and your Tony Jacklyn golfclubs. You wouldn't let me join you, would you? You black-balling bastards. Well, I wouldn't become a freemason now if you got down on your lousy stinking knees and begged me.... er sorry, I went off there.

That's great!

Jesus, Mike. All that cadaver work is making you insensitive.

Hey, everyone, I am a Thuper Sensitive Guy who Thinks You All Are Wonderful. Ta Ta, for now.

I am in complete agreement . (with Trask? )

Man, I hope he goes to jail. Pedophiles are hated the worst by inmates.

That IS weird, Dude! Sounds like deep neurosis coupled with obsession and a splash of desperation.

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Who else isbailing on family and football? I am going for 5-6 days. Woohoo!!!

That's a hell of a dyno!

I discovered today that how my body works is "not well"...

Glad to hear the news!

Cracked has taken your place. He makes sure that all posts he responds to end up in Spray, just so you don't miss anything important. Thoughtful, eh?

How can you tell if Michael Jackson is having a party? All of the Big Wheels in the driveway.

When I didn't like a haircut, my father would tell me: "The difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut is two weeks." He was full of one-line wisdom.