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EWolfe

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  1. Props and edit
  2. CBS, Stick with the one-stroke/self-satisfaction...
  3. [edit] Beyond Out Of Bounds Zone
  4. No. You are not a girl/woman so you don't understand how pivotal this is to their climbing world, so STFU!
  5. EWolfe

    W's Record

  6. EWolfe

    Too many E's

    Here's some more semordnilap palindromes for you, OW: Sore was I ere I saw Eros. Able was I ere I saw Elba. Madam in Eden, I'm Adam. Yawn a more Roman way. Amy, must I jujitsu my ma? (Thanks to Bip) Gustav Klimt milk vats. Ug! (Thanks to Daisy Rockwell) Star comedy by democrats. Ten animals I slam in a net. (Thanks to Ted Bibeau) Plan no damn Madonna LP. Yo, Bob, mug a gumbo boy! (Thanks to K. Pearse) A dog! A panic in a pagoda! O, Geronimo, no minor ego! Eros? Sidney, my end is sore. Tulsa night life: filth, gin, a slut. (Thanks to Andrew Weimholt) Dogma in my hymn: I am God. (Thanks to Bobdog) A dog, a plan, a canal: pagoda. Golf? No sir. Prefer prison flog. A tin mug for a jar of gum, Nita. A man, a plan, a canal -- Panama! (Click here for some amusing variations.) Norma is as selfless as I am, Ron. (Thanks to Dan Balufuss) Draw, O Caesar! Erase a coward! (Thanks to Jason) No, Sir, panic is a basic in a prison. (Thanks to Bobdog) Wo Nemo, toss a lasso to me now. (Thanks to Carolyn (CT)) Damn! I, Agassi, miss again! Mad! Satan, oscillate my metallic sonatas. Go hang a salami. I'm a lasagna hog. Cigar? Toss it in a can, it is so tragic. Dog as a devil deified lived as a god. (Thanks to Jason Hanson) Stressed? No tips ? Spit on desserts. (Thanks to Cbmac62) No, Sir! Away! A papaya war is on! (Thanks to Kathy) O Memsahib, Bart! Rabbi has memo! (Thanks to Nancy Lincoln and The Simpsons) Egad! A base tone denotes a bad age. (Thanks to David Zimet) I roamed under it, a tired, nude Maori. Yawn. Madonna Fan? No damn way! Sums are not set as a test on Erasmus. No, Mel Gibson is a casino's big lemon. Yo! Beg a clam in an animal cage, boy! (Thanks to Cate Patterson) Marge lets Norah see Sharon's telegram. Aha, Monica met a mate, Mac, in Omaha. (Thanks to David Lawler) God! A red nugget! A fat egg under a dog! "Ma," Jerome raps pot top, "spare more jam!" Go deliver a rat for a tar (oft a rare, vile dog). (Thanks to Bob Grand) Straw? No, too stupid a fad. I put soot on warts. Elapsed or esteemed, all Ade meets erodes pale. (Thanks to Michael Bing) "Reviled did I live," said I, "as evil I did deliver." Name tarts? No, medieval slave, I demonstrate Man! No, I save on final perusal--a sure plan, if no evasion. I, madam. I made radio! So I dared! Am I mad? Am I? (Thanks to Laura) Are we not drawn onward, we few? Drawn onward to new era? Doc, note. I dissent. A fast never prevents a fatness. I diet on Cod.
  7. Any type of resolution as to what to do? Who showed up? Trip Report!!!
  8. mmmmmm...pie.... Coincidence that AK posted avvy deaths as highest in AK?
  9. Aother might be "crimping lessons" next to solid gold.
  10. It's: Mounty Sprayathon's Flaming Circus
  11. EWolfe

    What'd the ....

    It's that damn asshole again!
  12. Not besides sending 5.11 trad & sport, putting up new routes, hanging with the hotties of CC.com, snowboarding, riding singletrack, doing teak and mahogany carpentry on $400k yachts, loving my beautiful, intelligent wife, maintaining 6 bonsai trees and planning trips to BC for ice climbing. Acceptance is the first step to recovery! I have no life either! Well, then, you and ScatBird should get together and make one. P.S. You may need more: 2 no-lifes don't equal one whole life.
  13. Because it's easy to.
  14. Not besides sending 5.11 trad & sport, putting up new routes, hanging with the hotties of CC.com, snowboarding, riding singletrack, doing teak and mahogany carpentry on $400k yachts, loving my beautiful, intelligent wife, maintaining 6 bonsai trees and planning trips to BC for ice climbing.
  15. Yeah I don't know what it is about titanic, took me at least 10 tries to do it. I flashed that V4 that started off the undercling though Another Squamish sandbag: The Weasel, please tell me somebody out there has tried it! ssoooo hard Nobody boulders. Only you. we can't relate.
  16. Wow, I am so psyched! When do we leave?
  17. ROFLMAO!!!!
  18. ...or that he sprays all over the place, making a big stink?
  19. Snoop in crampons?
  20. EWolfe

    Too many E's

  21. EWolfe

    Crime in Alaska

    Eaglecrest in Juneau rocks. I have had more powder days hiking the ridge there than in all the other years I have boarded. Gotta love a landlocked ski area. Limited users.
  22. EWolfe

    Too many E's

    Now THIS is a great thread!
  23. LOL!!
  24. Scott Peck on evil: "First, I have come to the conclusion that evil is real." "Evil people hate the light because it reveals themselves to themselves. They hate goodness because it reveals their badness; they hate love because it reveals their laziness. They will destroy the light, the goodness, the love in order to avoid the pain of self-awareness. My second conclusion, then is that evil is laziness carried to it's ultimate, extraordinary extreme. As I have defined it, love is the antithesis of laziness." "Truly evil people actively rather than passively avoid extending themselves. They will take any action in their power to protect their own laziness, to preserve the integrity of their own sick selves. Rather than nurturing others, they will actually destroy others in this cause. If necessary, they will even kill to avoid the pain of their own spiritual growth. As the integrity of their sick self is threatened by the spiritual health of those around them, they will seek by all manner of means to crush and demolish the spiritual health that may exist near them." "I define evil, then, as the exercise of political power-that is, the imposition of one's will by overt or covert coercion- in order to avoid extending one's self for the purpose of nurturing spiritual growth. Ordinary laziness is nonlove; evil is antilove." -from "The Road Less Travelled" pp 277-78
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