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Softshells are yummy! Especially in the spider-rolls.

Young Republicans

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Chivalry isn't dead. It's just rarer these days, and therefore more precious to those that appreciate it. Remember: Trask likes high-maintenance, airhead girly-girls. He's chosen his poison.

Dave, Schuldt the fuck up!

Schuldt up, Dave!

Welcome back, SC. If people start mistaking you for me again, I'll scream.

That's why we use avatars, you silly bunny.

Pathological Serial Killer: The Other White Meat!

- Onsighting Crack of Doom at City of Rocks was an inspiring and much-anticipated (5 years) send. -Sending Latest Rage at Smith was a glorious moment, and my path into 5.12 (you can't buy one, I hear ) -Bouldering: Finally getting Ginsu Knife (V6) at Hueco Tanks 2 days before I left after being there for 2 months was a real upper, and at 30 feet long, no mean feat. -Working Japanese Gardens for a couple of years was disappointing (I never got it), but it gave me the head for trad leads and falling. -Putting up "Schleppin' For Hollywood" at Smith took a lot of work. At .11c, I didn't know if I was going to be able to do the F.A., but I got it.

Speaking of Patches: I donated a year and a half of my life to Patch Adams to help him build his free hospital in West Virginia. Website

I can see it now: Dave (talking to himself as he peruses The Dave Schuldt Forum ): "Hey! Look what I wrote yesterday! That sure was clever! I have the perfect response!" Ad nauseum....

Also, a dab of Liquid Nails on the back of each T-nut before setting it insures you won't have any spinners. Density on 4x8 sheets: vertical walls: 40-50 t-nuts per panel 10-35 degrees: 50-70 t-nuts per panel 36-45 degrees: 70-80 t-nuts per panel bouldering cave: 80-95 t-nuts per panel

OMFG!!! I heard about that....

I had thanksgiving dinner with John Bachar. He wasn't climbing anymore, and was really into his 4 year-old son. I met Ralph Nader and Eddie Vetter at the Nader Rally at the Seattle Center. A good friend was the regional coordinator for the Nader campaign, and I was helping.

Spoken like a true inbred.

I'm hoping our resident brewmaster Terminal Gravity is going to recommend some that haven't been mentioned. Maybe his own

The sand and epoxy works great for wooden holds, too. Don't make mixture too thick, as it gets hard to apply. Do all your prep in advance, marking where you want the texture. Have some extra sand handy, and pat it onto the holds while the epoxy is still wet, then wire brush off excess later. Use goves, as it is toxic. Also, for wall application, use less sand than for holds in the mix, as it tends to clump more on a roller.

That's awesome!

Another one of those

I really enjoy my work now. It's funny, I took a year and a half off when I got married (wife retired at 35), and I got bored after a while. It would be cool if you could take 6 months off every year, and just kind of choose those days whenever, rather than having to schedule. That would be way cool. Anyone know any jobs like that, besides being independently wealthy?

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