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  1. EWolfe

    Surfing!

    It looks like I may be going to Costa Rica in February to learn how to surf! Never done it before, but have always wanted to try. My buddy goes every year and says it's awesome and cheap. Looking for board recommendations, info on San Jose or Costa Rica in general. Any help is appreciated. I am so pscyhed!! Thanks
  2. Boy, you sick crazy for that granite jones.
  3. video clip SQUIRREL TAG. If you think it’s hard to catch a chicken, try tagging a squirrel. The fastest sport on four feet, squirrel tag is just starting to make a name for itself. The stadium? Public parks. The competition? A funny little mammal who likes acorns. Squirrel tag is a sport where teams chase after squirrels and try to tag them. Once a squirrel is tagged, the tides turn, and it tries to tag them. It may sound easy, but wait until you see these guys in action, those squirrels get squirrelly.
  4. Sport-trundling is going to be HUGE in 2004, I just know it:
  5. Nothing can fill the empty void left in you that is the longing for Larrabee.
  6. Didn't Peter Puget want one of those for Christmas?
  7. EWolfe

    i hate all of you

    They'll be even lower after the end of the year...
  8. Tacoma screw is the place. Grade 5.
  9. Easy drive between the two. - about 3 hours, I think?. Climb at J-tree until yer hands get thrashed, then give 'em a break with some friendly sandstone at Red Rocks.Then when you get sick of the city, head back to the solitary Tree. Back and forth... Plus you get the ego boost of easier grades at RR after getting spanked at JT.
  10. I predict that multicolored lycra is going to come back into vogue: I hope Todd Skinner didn't throw away his collection
  11. I was solo aiding "Toes of The Fisherman" at Smith once and there weren't any anchors. Being a cheap bastard, I found a rock that fit into the crack, slung it with webbing, gave it the bounce test, and bailed off it. In retrospect, that probably wasn't very smart.
  12. Read: Seeking insomniac skier with high alcohol tolerance. Please have car.
  13. It's all about assimilation. If you live where you got it, them's yer best chances, mate. Bring yer sawzall, and glue (it'll help).
  14. Nice TR! Glad to hear you're in your new home, AK!
  15. EWolfe

    MAd Cow

    So, a couple of cows are chewing their cud in a field, one cow turns to the other and says: "Hey, cow! Did you hear about that mad cow disease that's going around?" The other cow looks up and says: "Why would I care, you stupid bovine? I'm a tree!"
  16. Nice TR, Snoboy! Hope the dings aren't too deep.
  17. Nice TR Wasn't the first time he faced death down. His ruthless father forced him to dig a well through bedrock with a pick and a bucket when he was a youth. He would get lowered into the well hole every day in the bucket, and received his lunch the same way. Dawn until dusk. He hit a poisonous gasline near the bottom, and fortunately when he passed out he fell into the bucket, which his father pulled up thinking it was another load of rock. Toughness and survival were his companions. RIP
  18. Good point, OW. Although, I bet the Brits will be pissed when those TR-rehearsed headpoints start showing up as claimed "freepoint" ascents.
  19. Maybe your bitch Necro will take you back.
  20. Back in the day, we used to call a "top-rope flash" a "brownpoint"
  21. Muffy owns (and is not afraid to use them! )
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