Sphinx

Be nice, Trask, or glasgowkill'll bitch-slap you.

Buy Camalots if they are smaller than #3. For the rest, go with Friends.

Don't be stupider than you already are. Either quit bitching (which you have been doing for ages) or fuck off. Reread Trask's post a few hundred times if you don't get it.

Yup

Fuckin SUVs and their damn greenhouse gasses.

J_B if you don't like it, go to mtncommunity.org, rockclimbing.com, or some other PC shithole. Nobody makes you spray, likewise, nobody keeps you from leaving. Shut up.

Quite a guy.

Get your kid some of these:

I support the small shops. I had some bad experiences with overseas euro shops. They're too damn far away to deal with if you don't get what you want. Besides, I only buy expensive stuff when it is on sale. So the price difference isn't that big.

STFU BURP. You are getting on my nerves.

The fucking arms of a nonexistant God will protect his dick where every he fucking goes. Jesus.

FuckUall.

I second Lambone on BD. I like nearly everything that BD makes. Sure, my Drytool gloves started falling apart, but I whipped out the sewing machine and sewed that seam up good. Their ice tools are really nice, though I don't know about their crampons. Their pro is the shit. I love their biners. And I have never had any of my gear recalled.

Maybe you're not! Hahahahaha

Thank you!

I'm with Necro.

I award this the prestigious "most entertaining moronic thread ever". You're welcome.

Rock is aid. I'll have to find some ice up there. Excuse me while I file my tools.

That's your best post yet!

Take it easy, finding climbing partners here is really not hard. Like I said, you'll be set as soon as you meet a few people at pub club. What information do you want? Did you do that search for Amber yet? pub club? you mean a bunch of drunk spraylords with 25% body fat Wasn't Whillans more like 95% body fat? He still got up stuff.

I'll go to hell and meet you there. Go be a televangelist.

I rather like using the Stair-Master. Pretty climbing-specific and pretty convenient too.