Sphinx

The fucking arms of a nonexistant God will protect his dick where every he fucking goes. Jesus.

FuckUall.

I second Lambone on BD. I like nearly everything that BD makes. Sure, my Drytool gloves started falling apart, but I whipped out the sewing machine and sewed that seam up good. Their ice tools are really nice, though I don't know about their crampons. Their pro is the shit. I love their biners. And I have never had any of my gear recalled.

Maybe you're not! Hahahahaha

Thank you!

13/14 here, who needs snowshoes?

I'm with Necro.

I award this the prestigious "most entertaining moronic thread ever". You're welcome.

Rock is aid. I'll have to find some ice up there. Excuse me while I file my tools.

That's your best post yet!

Take it easy, finding climbing partners here is really not hard. Like I said, you'll be set as soon as you meet a few people at pub club. What information do you want? Did you do that search for Amber yet? pub club? you mean a bunch of drunk spraylords with 25% body fat Wasn't Whillans more like 95% body fat? He still got up stuff.

I'll go to hell and meet you there. Go be a televangelist.

I rather like using the Stair-Master. Pretty climbing-specific and pretty convenient too.

And when they nail my pimpled ass to the cross I'll tell them I found Jesus that should throw them off He goes by the name Jesus and steals hubcaps from cars Oh Jesus can I borrow your crowbar? To pry these God damn nails out they're beginning to hurt Crucified and all I got was this lousy tee shirt "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!" I'll sing as I'm flogged Yeah that's what I would do if I were God So vote for me for Savior and you'll go to Heaven Your lame duck Lord is like Kevin Spacey in "Seven" With creepy threats of H-E-Double-Hockey-Stick You just can't teach an old God new tricks But would I be a good Messiah with my low self-esteem? If I don't believe in myself would that be blasphemy? Just sport some crummy "holier than thou" facade Yeah that's what I would do if I were God Bloodhound Gang, "hell yeah"

let me rephrase this for you: "we really have no ground to abuse you but we like to pick on women who dare talking back. What do you expect from us take your side against another male?" Right. Exactly. Uh-huh. Okay. BULLSHIT. People think you're annoying because of what you post, not your gender. Get a clue.

A few years ago I was sleeping peacfully in Hidden Valley campground when I heard the baleful cry of a road slug grandma searching for her lost Fifi. The calls went on and on- "Fifiiiiii", ..............."Fifiiiiii", ......................"Fifiiiiii", ..........."Fifiiiiii", ............."Fifiiiiii", ............."Fifiiiiii", .............."Fifiiiiii", ..........."Fifiiiiii" - as she walked closer and closer and got louder and louder. A mild mannered young climber finally took pity on the poor forlorne woman and enlightened her as to her Fifi's whereabouts. "YOUR F_______ DOG GOT EATEN BY CAYOTES LADY. WILL YOU SHUT UP AND LET US SLEEP!!"

And as always, the spray goes round in circles, goes around in circles, goes around in....and we never get anywhere. I don't know of anybody whose views were changed due to spray. Necro, your posts never change, do they.

Aren't they, though. I love this.

Obviously.

I actually HATE SC. I can't say that about any other person. I hate his fucking guts. Dammit trask, I've never said this to you before, but I can't hold back any longer: I LOVE YOU.

SC,