foraker

Fe2O3 + 2Al + a little Mg strip for a fuse. Tell me metal doesn't burn.

are you saying women prefer a cucumber to your penis??? my that is sad Why not? You don't have to clean up after a cucumber. A cucumber won't bring his drunk friends home at 3am, wake you up, and say "Make us some breakfast!". A cucumber won't ask you how many other cucumbers you've had. Think about it.

Ah, the glory of a mis-spent youth.

there's just so much left unsaid there....

If I put a big rolled up wad of duct tape in my pants, does it make me more attractive to women? No, I didn't think so.

don't mind me, i'm still wanting to go postal on that Redmond mom who about ran me over yesterday while she was trying to make a left hand turn, dial, and drink coffee simultaneously.

them and the Bellevue girlies ;-)

But Made for a Woman

where's Politeness Man when you need him?

if they all stopped talking on their cell phones while driving, the sudden appearance of ice on the road would probably kill them all anyway.

I'll take the "Shot in the back by a jealous husband" option please.

Unlike all the alcoholic musican losers you know like Dean Martin and Sammy Davis Jr....

blah blah blah all volunteer army blah blah blah

All you have to do is take the word 'climber' out of that and you have a reasonably good definition of a East Coast Liberal College Student.

Additional comment would be superfluous.

Reading these articles makes me want to take up smoking and binge drinking. Sure, they might give you lung cancer, kill brain cells and your liver, and cause irreparable social harm but, hey, they're legal!

When in doubt, blame a pre-med.

Apparently, Canadians have a lot of mental down time between hockey games.

sartre

That's nice, but try that at one of the many supercomputer sites in the world and you'll be out on the street before you can realize what happened. That is, if they don't burn you as an example to the others first. rm -rf /*.f I've seen people do that to their thesis by accident.

That's nice, but try that at one of the many supercomputer sites in the world and you'll be out on the street before you can realize what happened. That is, if they don't burn you as an example to the others first.

Except that Switzerland isn't full of a bunch of aggro testosterone-poisoned cowboys looking to start or settle a fight.

blasphemer. verily, thou shalt burn in hell.

you'll never convince the True Believers, though, that the press aren't just lap dogs and haven't been simply regurgitating press releases and playing "He Said, She Said" for far too long now. for some reason, the Washington press corps seems more concerned about maintaining 'access' to the White House than doing any investigative journalism. what good is access if all the info is BS and everyone lies to you? just get the press releases from one of your buddies and go try to independently verify the info from other more credible sources.

Yes, it's a terrible thing selling seeds that create plants that don't then create their own seeds so that you have to come back and buy seeds again the next year.....if you can.... It is indeed a terrible thing to create high-yield, non-reproducing foods that you manage to convince your buddies in Congress should be required purchases under aid programs, just to clinch that noose of dependency just a little bit tighter.