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that's a sweet bike.

17-year old girl + "laughing and crying simultaneously for no apparent reason". what's the problem here again?

"Wildwood Weed" (As recorded by Jim Stafford) JIM STAFFORD DON BOWMAN Wildwood flower grew wild on the farm And we never knowed what it was called Some said it was a flower and some said it was a weed I didn't give it much thought One day I was out there talkin' to my brother And I reached down for a weed to chew on Things got fuzzy and things got blurry And then ev'rything was gone Didn't know what happened but I knew it beat the hell Out of sniffing burlap I come to and my brother was there and he said, "What's wrong with your eyes?" I said "I don't know, I was chewin' on the weed" He said, "Let me give it a try" We spent the rest of that day and most of that night tryin' To find my brother Bill Caught up with him about six o'clock the next mornin' Naked, singing on the windmill He said he flew up there I had to fly up and get him down He was about half crazy The very next day we picked a bunch of them weeds And put 'em in the sun to dry Then we mashed 'em up and we cleaned 'em off Put 'em in the corn cob pot Smokin' them wildwood flowers got to be a habit We never seen no harm We thought it was kind-a handy Take a trip and never leave the farm Big 'ole puff of that wildwood weed next thing you know You're just wand'ring 'round behind the little animals All good things got to come to an end It's the same with the wildwood weeds One day this feller from Washington come by And spied one and turned white as a sheet And they dug and they burned And they burned and they dug and they killed All our cute little weeds and then they drove away We just smiled and waved sittin' ther on that sack o' seeds "Y'all come back now, y'hear!"

What is that? The view from the inside of the black bag over his head as he's being taken away in a black helicopter at night?

Quote of the day: "It's hard to be a terrorist if your girlfriend won't let you."

So, did you do it?

it rocks. i had it done two years ago. some of the best money i ever spent. when i did it, i think of the 90 minutes I was there, probably 5 minutes or less was spent under any kind of machine for doing anything to my eyeball. It's painless and quick. Because of my astigmatism, I also had the custom version done. Still got 20/15 baby.

Nice to see that many of you slightly-male 45-54 year-olds are still making $0-$30K/year......

Verily, it must be so, wise Portercrates.

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Who doesn't like seeing some young punk get what he clearly deserves? The only tragedy here would be is if the owner/cashier had to go to 'sensitivity training' or 'anger management' classes after the head office HR department got to see this.

That's very near our main mid-western office. :-(

Um, yes to both of these.

A gloriously bad idea unless you don't care where the bullet lands. Often illegal as well if I'm not mistaken. Have a look at the Taurus .45/.410.

Hang on! Let me find my spectacles you damned home invader!

Everyone who's seen a violent pot smoker, raise your hand. Now, raise your hand if you've seen a violent beer drinker. I thought so. So, who's on board for another Prohibition?

Never felt the need to have a gun in the house (yes, I've trained to use them but don't feel the need to have any despite having lived in some shitty neighborhoods). First off, if you want the wife to use it, make sure she goes through a safety course first, yourself included if you haven't. Last thing we need is more untrained noobs out there buying guns. Second, if you want the wife to use it, stop thinking I want the 12 gauge auto combat how-itzer with laser sights and a grenade launcher. It might make *you* feel safer but what are you going to do, leave it lying around the living room? Consider something that takes a .410 shotshell. It might not satisfy your bloated testosterone urges but you should be able to have it in something small that the wife can use and you don't have to be as good a shot as you might have to be with a 9mm. Besides, if your wife (or you) misses the target (and you probably will), you're less likely to kill one of your neighbors or one of your neighbors kids. Best solution, take time to think about it and ask yourself if this what you really want/need. PS. Mods, I know you don't like Dan He Who Shall Not Be Named but if I can't spell how-itzer without a hyphen, that's stupid.

it's the fault of bush and cheney that we don't have good pizza everywhere, you know that don't you?

Ok.....what is your definition of "real pizza"? Let me guess....something from New York? Everyones taste buds are different friend. Depends on what you I'm looking for in a pizza. Something thin and crispy, yeah a NY/Italian style. If I want pie-style, go for something like Edwardo's or Giordano's from Chicago (or Zachary's from Berkeley). If I needed a laxative or an emetic, I'd go to a chain store like Pizza Hut. Life's too short to eat boring/bad food.

Some day, son, you'll have real pizza and change your mind. Still, the weird Japanese pizza looks to be an improvement on anything served at the horrendous Canadian chain: Boston Pizza. :barfs:

The words 'awesome' and 'pizza hut' should never be in the same sentence.

No one ever respects the cheerleaders....

Nope, just not dazzled by your attempts at 'enlightening' us po' folks about the obvious. While the situation apropos aboriginal Americans was/is tragic, there's precious little we can do about it. Meanwhile, intelligent people are able to discuss a topic of concern in the present without making sophomoric comments like "Gee, I wonder what the American Indians would have thought of your stance on illegal immigration?". So, again, what exactly is your point other than displaying your guilty conscience publically?

Who said anything about leaving? Just pointing out the hypocrisy of white Americans that want to keep others out of 'our' land. What's your point then other than making a blindingly brilliant statement of the obvious?

I volunteer you to leave first and show us the way.