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do they come with a prehensile tail?

write a book about how to make easy money. sell it to the ignorant masses.

You clearly have a blood lesion on the brain. Hie thee to the leech witch. Better ask for an enema just to be sure.

that's just schtoopid.

exactly.

But a trigger lock would prevent someone from defending themselves. God knows you need to have your gun out when the boyfriend comes over....

it's easy to talk smack about banning PB at schools and snacks at Little League until you remember what kids are like and you know that someone's precious little Bratleigh will decide to find out what really happens to little Tommy when you put PB on him.

i'm not saying anything of the sort. just taking bets on who has the quicker trigger finger....so to speak.

does anything else happen up there?

i can't find any news articles about that??? they're probably hidden behind the Great Ice Wall at the border.

what happens if you eat a PB sandwich before you cross the border? is that smuggling? will it be considered attempted murder if you then play tonsil hockey with some Canuck lass with a legume sensitivity?

taking bets on who'll be the first to complain about liberals and gun control laws.

Malkovich Malkovich? Malkovich Malckovich!

"How much gear and gas could I have bought instead of this thing?"

apparently it hasn't occurred to you that the essence of most humor is cruelty, of one degree or another. given the nature of most april fool's jokes, how is this in any way, 'mean an not terribly funny'. is it because when I said 'secretary' you assumed 'female'?

mangia!

My father would go up to one of the secretaries in his real estate office and say, with some concern, "You know, I just saw your car, and you have oil coming out of your tail lights..." Obviously only works if the prankee is not mechanically inclined...

"contemporary adult consumers" = "frat boys just out of college" "innovative alcohol beverage" = "tastes nasty and will be off the market in 3 months" "active lifestyle" = "gym stalking and pub crawling"

The guides in NZ used to make 'em out of 2 liter Coke bottles and duct tape.

A big to all of you dragging your kids outdoors (hopefully, not kicking and screaming....by either of you. )

Is there a dentist in existence whose first inclination upon meeting a new client isn't "Gee, I wonder if this will be the idiot that let's me suck his bank account dry for the next five years?" I just want to keep my teeth functional and in my head. I don't need you to realign my bone structure and veneer all of my teeth. I very much doubt I'm going to quit my day job and move to Hollywood, eh?

So do you not take plastic at the grocery??? Or take paper and cut down the trees? Kleenex, socks, or just right into the old porceline god?

Seems to me you spend too much time thinking about Hillary and lubricants. Or is it Bill you fantasize about?

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