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scool to visit there now. anyone up for some travel adventure?

'In the unlikely event of a tear in the silicone flesh, you can easily repair the damage yourself with commercial grade silicone caulking, found at your local hardware store.' dam aint america great! room for the whole spectrum of freaks.

details of the morning constitution.

hedden knots will work too.

like a chinese butterfly.

dude. you have got to pm me your username and password so i can check out your lady. check out this freaky weirdness. life size sex dolls posed in compromising positions with other sex dolls: http://www.realdollporn.com why? i have no idea.

guerrilla marketing hard at work.

just to splinter this thread: i reckon 5.8 is a weird grade. rarely straightforward. low angle enough so falls would be bad. the only stranger grade (and covering a wider range of difficulty) is 5.9. imho.

why 5.8?

check out the storm rolling in: http://www.wrh.noaa.gov/billings/sat/ir16_loop.html nice shape.

tomorrow night the dreaded 'ball' will be destroyed. you know the one: yeah. that one. as if destroying it will lift the curse on the cubs. but i digress. the method of destruction is a secret. but i think i know what will happen to it:

spring break at j-tree. hmmm. i think you just might find someone there with a guidebook. or forego the literature and get in line.

la vida flujo

you are not in touch with the cosmos. i pity you.

constitutional to amend the nut supply.

if it walks like a duck . . .

dmm bug.

if you are having drinks with cherries in them it tells girls that you are a fag.

weapons of ass destruction related program activities: fluffing?

there is schoeller. then there is schoeller. but wahtever it is it aint 3-ply.

heres an example of looking like a dumbass when ya use the bible to defend your bigotry. an open letter to Laura Schlessinger from "Jake": [Laura Schlessinger recently said that as an observant Orthodox Jew homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22 and cannot be condoned in any circumstances. The following is an open letter to Dr. Laura penned by a US listener.] Dear Dr. Laura: Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate. I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the specific laws and how to follow them. a.) When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord (Lev. 1:9). The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I burn it anyway? b.) I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her? c.) I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness (Lev. 15:19-24). The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense. d.) Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not to Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians? e.) I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states that he should be put to death. What should I do since the local authorities refuse to prosecute? f.) A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination (Lev. 11:10), it is a lesser abomination than >homosexuality. I don't agree, especially since allergic reactions from shellfish can be fatal. Can you settle this? g.) Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here? h.) Most of my male friends let their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How can I grow it out without looking like an Orthodox Jew? (I'm a devout Christian.) i.) I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean. If I wore gloves while playing football, would that be okay? j.) My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them (Lev.24:10-16)? Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws (Lev. 20:14)? I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging. Your devoted disciple and adoring fan, Jake

flushing is aid

serious question: does the 'chord center' coincide wit the center of balance?

fiber is good.

nothing wrong with some stress free climbing in the sunshine.